Oops

[Tashyboy]

Played a nine holer on Thursday having done a night shift got to the course a bit later than I should of and decided to go to the lavvy before the round as you do.

when I had finished I tucked me shirt in me galvin greens and had a last look in the mirror whilst walking out of the toilets. I then noticed I had tucked the toilet roll into the back of me pants and dragged about a 10ft length behind me and it was still coming. I did a quick about turn and got rid of the offending piece. I went out to meet me 3 playing partners and one of them noticed the stupid grin on me face and asked what have I done now.

i could not get the image out of me head for the full nine holer. Thank god there was only me in the toilets.

 

[Break90]

the mind boggles………..

 

[USER1999]

That is weird. Can't see how you'd do that. However.......

 

[User20205]

That is weird. Can't see how you'd do that. However.......

isn't it a lady thing ??? always wipe front to back !!:thup:

 

[Siren]

Made me chuckle .....

 

[SocketRocket]

I understand we don't want too much information here, but! don't you detach the sheets for use? I just cant visualise how you get the end of the roll tucked in your strides?

Please explain!

 

[CMAC]

oh please!

 

[Tashyboy]

I understand we don't want too much information here, but! don't you detach the sheets for use? I just cant visualise how you get the end of the roll tucked in your strides?

Please explain!

The toilet roll comes out of the centre of the dispenser and is a continuos roll, the toilet cubicles are not the biggest there are so when I pulled up me strides I had me back to the dispenser which had ? Much paper sticking out. The door opens straight out at 90 degrees to the seat so I walked straight out towards the mirror and the rest is history.

having a lesson there this morning, going to the lavvy before I leave.

 

[Khamelion]

The toilet roll comes out of the centre of the dispenser and is a continuos roll, the toilet cubicles are not the biggest there are so when I pulled up me strides I had me back to the dispenser which had ? Much paper sticking out. The door opens straight out at 90 degrees to the seat so I walked straight out towards the mirror and the rest is history.

having a lesson there this morning, going to the lavvy before I leave.

You're not blond, with brown eyes and have a wet nose per chance ?

 

[Tashyboy]

Nose is wet.
Bozeyed
an goin grey.
Just bin to said toilet and smiled to myself but ah couldnt do it again in a million years