Online dating, anyone done it.

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"Loves 80s music" - was 34 when Wham first hit the charts.
"Enjoys 8 out of 10 cats" - never goes out on a Friday night.
"Sporty type" - once went jogging 25 years ago and now wears sweat pants around the house permanently.
 

USER1999

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I am so glad I don't have to do this Internet dating thing.

Babe magnet, obviously.

Or, married for 31 years, take your pick.
 

IanM

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I'd love to read womens' perspective on this! Probably a lot closer to much of the above than you'd like to think, with the odd diversion in requirements!

Blimey...when I read some of the tales it scares the hell out of me! (Mrs M, is a blooming marvel! Especially, if she is reading this!)
 

rudebhoy

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i've offered to buy a few womens a drink , but never used the line fancy and scampi and chips, drizzeled in a white tangy sauce, i supect that wouldn't have worked:ROFLMAO:
Mate of mine had met this girl he was really keen on. He told us she was coming round to his for dinner. He said "I'm going to make her a lovely meal". I asked him what he was cooking, expecting something really posh and extravagant. "I'm doing scampi and chips" was his answer.

They were together for 20 years and she never knew that her nickname with us was "Scampi" :D
 

CliveW

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"Loves outdoor sport such as golf, fishing and curling. Owns her own house, farm, golf range and salmon beat on the Tay."
 

Stuart_C

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Mate of mine had met this girl he was really keen on. He told us she was coming round to his for dinner. He said "I'm going to make her a lovely meal". I asked him what he was cooking, expecting something really posh and extravagant. "I'm doing scampi and chips" was his answer.

They were together for 20 years and she never knew that her nickname with us was "Scampi" :D
🤣🤣🤣🤣 quality.
 
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