JohnnyDee
Tour Winner
Despite my best intentions Sky's relentless bludgeoning of my senses with its scummy, grubby, sickeningly disengenous online betting ads sees me now reduced to betting my house, my car, my kids and wife against Wayne Rooney stubbing his left big toe in the 57th minute of Man Utd's next Premiership fixture.
I had, until now, managed not to get drawn in despite all the £30 free bet offers for a year or more, but then in a moment of weakness I finally succumbed yesterday evening.
Am I betting responsibly or has the fun stopped rather too quickly?
Come on Wayne. Don't let me down son...
I had, until now, managed not to get drawn in despite all the £30 free bet offers for a year or more, but then in a moment of weakness I finally succumbed yesterday evening.
Am I betting responsibly or has the fun stopped rather too quickly?
Come on Wayne. Don't let me down son...