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Now then MR and Missis tash have just been out and had a fantastic Indian meal in ravens head, best in mansfield area.

the conversation between me and Missis tash got around to what would be her perfect man.

someone who makes her laugh first and is a bit intelligent, (possibly me)or someone who is Einstein but who has no sense of humour.

so what would be the perfect man. First bloke that comments puts £10 in captains box.

ladies please take this opportunity to educate us.

many thanks Tashyboy
 
There are three key skills a man needs to master in order to get a woman to submit to his will - twiddles ridiculous mustache in a machiavellian style smiley

The ability to appear interested in inane drivel
The ability to cook well
The ability to make her laugh long and often

The last one is bizarre really given that women are collectively awful at telling jokes, has any guy here ever laughed at a woman's joke (and meant it)?
 
Now then MR and Missis tash have just been out and had a fantastic Indian meal in ravens head, best in mansfield area.

the conversation between me and Missis tash got around to what would be her perfect man.

someone who makes her laugh first and is a bit intelligent, (possibly me)or someone who is Einstein but who has no sense of humour.

so what would be the perfect man. First bloke that comments puts £10 in captains box.

ladies please take this opportunity to educate us.

many thanks Tashyboy

:angry::rant::sbox::rant::temper:
 
There are three key skills a man needs to master in order to get a woman to submit to his will - twiddles ridiculous mustache in a machiavellian style smiley

The ability to appear interested in inane drivel
The ability to cook well
The ability to make her laugh long and often

The last one is bizarre really given that women are collectively awful at telling jokes, has any guy here ever laughed at a woman's joke (and meant it)?

Woo woo woo, twiddled ones ridiculous tache, is it April 1st. Mock me on me own topic Stevie. What's happening. That's got to be a tenner for yer captains charity.

Am shocked.

nah can't remember laughing at a birds joke either. Still costs you a tenner though
 
Soz phil but yer point was lost on me.:cheers:

yer ok to talk now coz steve owes a tenner.

Just fancied a rant

God this night shift is drrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
 
Someone with no sense of humour would a bore as would someone who was thick as a brick, a nice compromise between the two would be best.
 
Women want someone that makes them feel special, like they are the only girl in the world. Someone who will listen to them and be their best friend, A guy who loves fashion and knows what looks good on her, someone with a sense of style. A man who puts her first...............Chuffing good luck with that, I'm off to watch Rugby league, get the tea on lass!!
 
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