One for the Juniors

[bobmac]

Don't blame me for this one. It was Hapless who has started this
Imagine you are writing your CV for a job you really want.
Just write a few things about yourself that you think the reader will find interesting and set you apart from the rest.
It must be truthful, amusing, easy to read and relevant to the job you are applying for.
The job advert is for a golf journalist.
Therefor, grammar and spelling must be perfect.
Treat this as practice for a real CV which you will have to do one day soon.
Try and keep it to about 12-15 lines in this box.
Oops, forgot to mention....the job pays £35,000 a year.
Good luck.

 

[viscount17]

Don't blame me for this one. It was Hapless who has started this
Imagine you are writing your CV for a job you really want.
Just write a few things about yourself that you think the reader will find interesting and set you apart from the rest.
It must be truthful, amusing, easy to read and relevant to the job you are applying for.
The job advert is for a golf journalist.
Therefor, grammar, punctuation and spelling must be perfect.
Treat this as practice for a real CV which you will have to do one day soon.
Try and keep it to about 12-15 lines in this box.
Oops, forgot to mention....the job pays £35,000 a year.
Good luck.

you just knew this was going to happen

 

[bobmac]

Ok Viscount, you can do the marking.

 

[haplesshacker]

Why am I being blamed for this?

It's not just the juniors though Bob! My examples come from some in their mid twenties plus!

 

[bobmac]

Sorry HH. Your mention of CVs set me wondering if the juniors on here could write correctly if they had to. Judging by the response, no-one wants to have a go. I can't blame them I suppose, bit of a daft idea in the first place.

 

[Sneds]

Was about to say how this thread went down a storm.

Nice try though Bobby x

 

[haplesshacker]

Let's hope some of Bob's other ideas are better!

 

[Sneds]

Bob, can you PM me about the v easy. I think I missed the huge thread where you spoke about it.

I briefly attempted to search for it, but I was bombarded by so many different threads that you've been making veiled attempts to advertise it that I couldn't get too much info. Thanks x

 

[Andy]

£35G I wouldn't get out of bed.

Andy