Old Farts v Whippersnappers The Write Up!!!!!!

[Tiger]

Well this match has been brewing for some time now and looks like it is going to be epic I'm looking for some willing photographers and journos from both teams so we get a balanced write up in the mag. I imagine there will be something splurged up here but key things I need are:

Course conditions - what nick was it in, what was the weather like, what were the signature/best holes on the day, bit of a description of those holes
Match outcome - I need to understand the tension, the drama, the buzz, the atmosphere, the crowd (ooh I've gone a little 12th Man!) and THE RESULTS!!
Funny moments - what were the sidesplitting, riproaring, jaw droppingly outrageous moments that occured in this golfing battle

And in terms of photos it's helpful if I can get a full picture of each team on the first tee preferably without people's heads cut off and everyone's face viewable in the shot!! Ideally it will be high resolution and a good quality image (if it's overcast a little flash* would be nice ) Then any action shots taken through the day and something with the winning team. Actually just take a shedload of pictures, preferably good ones

Thanks in advance for your help

*as in camera flash you filthy minded individuals

 

[Hobbit]

I might sneak the Nikon in with the big lenses - no one will be safe, whatever hole they're on.

Note; what goes on on tour stays on tour.................................... sometimes.

 

[PNWokingham]

Being the kind sole that I am, a bit of advice for the old guys!

NEW WINE BEFORE BEDTIME - Great news

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One glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not...

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce
Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.It is expected to reduce the number of trips
older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

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PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
I just could not help it!
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[pokerjoke]

I can write the headline for you now Tiger.

WHIPPERSNAPPERS BLOW AWAY OLD FARTS

 

[USER1999]

Bet smiffy is in bed by 8. Someone needs to take over alarm call duty from vig.

 

[rickg]

Nothing wrong with the Old farts.....here's a couple of quotes I like.....

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.* ~Leo Rosenberg


Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour.* With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life.* ~Charles Dickens




Just waiting for Aztec to come back with "innit"..........:ears:

 

[USER1999]

Nothing wrong with the Old farts.....here's a couple of quotes I like.....

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.* ~Leo Rosenberg


Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour.* With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life.* ~Charles Dickens




Just waiting for Aztec to come back with "innit"..........:ears:

Bollocks.

 

[Aztecs27]

Just waiting for Aztec to come back with "innit"..........:ears:

Goes to show how much you listen, I've never said that before, ever.....innit

 

[Smiffy]

I can write the headline for you now Tiger.

WHIPPERSNAPPERS BLOW AWAY OLD FARTS

How about.......


"COME BACK NEXT YEAR WHEN YOUR BALLS HAVE DROPPED"

 

[Smiffy]

Someone needs to take over alarm call duty from vig.

My mobi will be switched off. Guaranteed.
:angry:

 

[vig]

My mobi will be switched off. Guaranteed.
:angry:

Yours will, but will everyone else have the sense to turn theirs off?

Most young bucks these days use them as their alarms. wa ha ha ha ha!

 

[Smiffy]

Yours will, but will everyone else have the sense to turn theirs off?

Most young bucks these days use them as their alarms. wa ha ha ha ha!

Do it for the team vice capt, do it for the team

 

[bobmac]

Don't the rooms have telephones/ early morning calls?

 

[Smiffy]

Don't the rooms have telephones/ early morning calls?

Only a team frightened of losing would pull a stunt like that