Oh ye.. Whats Polts up to here then? Caption Competition....?!

[Alex1975]

Poults - I haven't been this close to so much plastic since the last time I was in Legoland

I get it, I am really struggling with it.... Is Holly hot? Or plastic? Lots of makeup but I am still strangely attracted to her...

 

[john0]

Poulter - "You see Holly, I told you that I was one of the biggest pricks on tour"

 

[Scotty_Tom]

No way those jumper udders are real!!

Not for me, do not like!

 

[Deleted member 15344]

No way those jumper udders are real!!

Not for me, do not like!

I believe they are real , not sure exactly which part you suggest is plastic.

 

[john0]

All I can say is, whether it is bad etiquette or not, Poults is definitely standing in the correct position

 

[Scotty_Tom]

I believe they are real , not sure exactly which part you suggest is plastic.

do you still believe in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy!?

 

[Deleted member 15344]

do you still believe in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy!?

So any lady that has very nice breasts must have had plastic surgery ?

She is a very lovely looking lady who is involved in golf - ticks all the boxes.

Edit : she has had surgery - to fix a knee injury which stopped her golf career it appears

 

[Scotty_Tom]

So any lady that has very nice breasts must have had plastic surgery ?
/QUOTE]

where did I or anyone say that? Im talking about her, not every woman in the world.

I think if you google her, youll find out that they are clearly fake!

anyway, back to the caption comp......

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Holly..........Is this what they call the HNFP.

 

[Beezerk]

Ball right!

 

[Doh]

When I said I would do my it bit for H4H I didn't mean you Poults.

Is this the first time you have had it fitted Holly.

 

[john0]

*Poulter gets custon fitted for new caddie*

 

[beck9965]

Poulter takes a shout of "Get In The Hole" from the crowd in the wrong way.

 

[Alex1975]

*Poulter gets custon fitted for new caddie*

AHHhhhhhh....

 

[North Mimms]

Poulter- I'm chancing my arm before they ban anchoring

 

[Beezerk]

"get yer t1ts out"

Simple, classy and to the point.

 

[MarkyRob]

Holly - "Is that a tee in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me!"

 

[triple_bogey]

So any lady that has very nice breasts must have had plastic surgery ?

It IS because she has had them done...........A quick google search will confirm this. Lord mercy help us!

 

[srixon 1]

Poults says "Holly, if you practice your backswing whilst using this tool it will keep your spine angle in the correct plane".

 

[CMAC]

Lucky (smug) Git!