Oh joy of joys!!

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The freak show that advertises to the rest of the word what a bunch of losers we Brits are starts tonight! And no I don't mean the House Of Commons!

Not only is my early and mid evening televisual entertainment dominated by soaps. The good wife will now hog the TV for this tripe!

There really is no point in getting satelite TV as I'd never get to watch it.

So what gonzos are we going to get tonight?

What can be assured is that for every person that 'hates' another 'type' of person, that 'other' person will also be there. ie. homophob and gay.

Good grief. I'll be on here alot then over the next 12 weeks!
 

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Actually heard that one piece of pondlife gave up their job to watch it 20 hours a day - even the bits where they're all asleep and nothing happens.
Well it cuts down the number of channels I'll have to check to see if there's nothing on...
 

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Stumbled onto Channel 4 for a brief moment while flicking through and saw one of the inmates - my God
A dead heat in a Zeppelin Race!!!!!
 

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However. The light at the end of the tunnel, is that Davina is in leather tonight!!

I might just put up with tonights show then!

She is sex personified if you ask me....pure filth ;)

I'd do things to her that I wouldnt do to farmyard animals if i'm being honest and open :D
 

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She is looking pretty hot and having read some stuff about her when she was younger and on the booze and drugs she certainly knows what to do in the bedroom department. And the zepplins looked pretty good to me
 

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I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't, have never, will never watch big brother, and Davina has a fat arse. Good face, fat bum. Not good, in leather or not.

Sorry to those of a sensitive nature to pc stuf, but it has to be said.
 

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BB, ie Complete Kak!!!

Surely this mind numbing tosh has come to the end of its life.
As said before, the usual suspects, people with attitude problems, a handful of gays, bimbos, heifers and complete weirdos. My God, there's even a doolally dwarf in there!

The missus and eldest daughter have just watched it and criticised every single freak that's gone in. No doubt it will be essential viewing for them over the coming weeks!
 

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and Davina has a fat arse. Good face, fat bum. Not good, in leather or not.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Thats blasphemy!! lol

It doesnt look too fat here:
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or here:
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Thankfully, my Mrs has seen the light and hasn't watched Big Brother for about 4 years now, so no longer do I have to endure that shower of sh1t of desperate wannabes.

And as far Davina, Keef I wouldn't, not even with yours !!

One hell of an annoying voice, and she can't talk speak without raising one of her eyebrows every other word.
 

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However. The light at the end of the tunnel, is that Davina is in leather tonight!!

I might just put up with tonights show then!

Would look better in "wood" with about 3 tonne of earth on top.

I can't stand the self obsessed c*w.

I nearly had to endure the programme tonight due to Keef keeping me out beyond curfew & being "grounded"

Fortunately, I had a part read GM mag and a bottle of tequila.

I can see some early nights in the next few weeks. Will take the Wii and TW upstairs.

I just hope that there is someone on the show that she doesn't like as there is a slight chance, she won't watch it :(
 

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I and others got a telling off for comments made on here, indicating kids may use this site. Bad language a no no, yet lurid demeaning or suggestive comments as well as pictures of the target seems to be just fine, so c'mon kids, you too can become dirty raincoat wearers too, if you just follow this forum thread.

Its starting to deteriorate fella's, time and place an all that example setting stuff?? :p.


Now where did I put that armour I tried on last sunday?
 

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I and others got a telling off for comments made on here, indicating kids may use this site. Bad language a no no, yet lurid demeaning or suggestive comments as well as pictures of the target seems to be just fine, so c'mon kids, you too can become dirty raincoat wearers too, if you just follow this forum thread.

Its starting to deteriorate fella's, time and place an all that example setting stuff?? :p.




Now where did I put that armour I tried on last sunday?

Davina, well I would definately, but then I'm the kind of person who would pick up a lost golf ball. :eek:
 

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I and others got a telling off for comments made on here, indicating kids may use this site. Bad language a no no, yet lurid demeaning or suggestive comments as well as pictures of the target seems to be just fine, so c'mon kids, you too can become dirty raincoat wearers too, if you just follow this forum thread.

Its starting to deteriorate fella's, time and place an all that example setting stuff?? :p.




Now where did I put that armour I tried on last sunday?

Davina, well I would definately, but then I'm the kind of person who would pick up a lost golf ball. :eek:

Which is why perhaps your charactor flaws are not easily recogniseable :p to you?
 

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There seems to be a growing trend on here of people wishing to dictate what is deemed acceptable behaviour and what isn't. The suggestion that picking up a lost ball makes you a major criminal, the posts critiscising others for their tone etc.

People have to realise it is a forum and therefore a democratic place for freedom of expression. There are guidelines for what is deemed acceptable behaviour and the site has a number of moderators taken from forum members to ensure standards of decency and decorum are maintained. As they haven't deemed the need to remove posts or refer it on to GM HQ it's my opinion that they assume no lines have been overstepped. At the end of the day its their role and not those of others to police the boards on behalf of GM and so let them do their job and let others have the right to their opinion.
 

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There seems to be a growing trend on here of people wishing to dictate what is deemed acceptable behaviour and what isn't. The suggestion that picking up a lost ball makes you a major criminal, the posts critiscising others for their tone etc.

People have to realise it is a forum and therefore a democratic place for freedom of expression. There are guidelines for what is deemed acceptable behaviour and the site has a number of moderators taken from forum members to ensure standards of decency and decorum are maintained. As they haven't deemed the need to remove posts or refer it on to GM HQ it's my opinion that they assume no lines have been overstepped. At the end of the day its their role and not those of others to police the boards on behalf of GM and so let them do their job and let others have the right to their opinion.

But god forbid anyone having a differing opinion eh Homer?

Whats that word again.....Hypocracy is it?
 
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