Off to benidorm wi ma and pa and missiT

[Tashyboy]

Its gonna be a long week.
Missis t said she hopes our view is as nice as when we were overlooking a naturist beach. She mentioned that she saw a guy who was hung lile a donkey. Mum said "people like that never had toys when they were kids".

god help me. Theres summat not right listening to yer mum an missis talking about winkles

 

[Hacker Khan]

Are your staying at the Solana ? If so say hello to Kenneth at the hair dressers and Mateo behind the bar from me.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

If you need to escape for a day I believe Alicante is genuinely very nice and not too far away.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Its gonna be a long week.
Missis t said she hopes our view is as nice as when we were overlooking a naturist beach. She mentioned that she saw a guy who was hung lile a donkey. Mum said "people like that never had toys when they were kids".

god help me. Theres summat not right listening to yer mum an missis talking about winkles

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i have just read this post to my better half and she was like me in fits of laughter . Tashy dont you ever change mate you are priceless.:rofl:

 

[Tashyboy]

Hotels now crap coz she cannot sunbathe topless. Why would i want kids tripping over her tits.

 

[Tashyboy]

Latest pearl of wisdom.
When me mum gets her fish and chips. Theres always to many chips. So she takes big chips out first. Lets them go cold. Then freezes them so she can eat them
another day. Gotta be the big chips though.

 

[Norrin Radd]

enjoy your holiday Tashy .and for gods sake we dont want a photo of ya wifes baps hanging over the balcony.

 

[SocketRocket]

Latest pearl of wisdom.
When me mum gets her fish and chips. Theres always to many chips. So she takes big chips out first. Lets them go cold. Then freezes them so she can eat them
another day. Gotta be the big chips though.

I asked the local Chippy if he would put in a few more or a few less chips so that people would throw their Fish papers in my neighbors gardens.

 

[Tashyboy]

Fukin **** hot. Just learned how i was conceived.

I was not planned so me mum had quinine and mystic menstroids to try and get rid of me. Chuffed to bits hearing that.

Best holiday of me Soddin life. Of course missis T is pissin her pants laughing buying mums bacardi and Diet Coke

 

[Slab]

Tashy mate you're like Karl Pilkington... mutated

Keep the updates coming and stay strong




To make you feel better you're probably better off there, we've had a deluge of rain over the last two weeks swamping parts of the courses, played Anahita last weekend and even that had some flood damage, it'll all be back to normal in a couple of weeks though if you need a therapy destination to get over this holiday

 

[Hobbit]

Don't use up all that good weather Tashy. We land in Alicante the beginning of June for a couple of weeks. Think yourself lucky taking the mum's, ours are long gone.

 

[Tashyboy]

Don't use up all that good weather Tashy. We land in Alicante the beginning of June for a couple of weeks. Think yourself lucky taking the mum's, ours are long gone.

Oh ah know she a diamante. She gave me dad a bollockin last night coz he asked for a Fridge magnet again. Its her birthday today. Guess what she got off mr an missis Tash 😁