Never mind Wife classics, the daughter ones can be just as good

[Khamelion]

My daughter just generally surfing the web, asks, where is "fee fee"?"

"Fee Fee" doesn't exist it's not a place"

So she's says "Eff eye Eff eee"

Ahh you mean Fife, it's in Scotland.


Geography is not her strong suit.

 

[GreiginFife]

In fairness we've been called worse.
Billy Connolly does a great segment on Fife, its hilarious but its also true.