My mate Paddy was among the rioters

[sawtooth]

.......who ransacked Argos in Manchester last night …he's got 500 catalogues if you want one ?

 

[smange]

The very same Paddy also smashed his laptop screen looting Ebay

 

[bobmac]

Then he broke into William Hills Bookies and lost £50

 

[chrisd]

Then paid for his Chinese and crept out without eating it


Chris

 

[Mattyboy]

He wanted to torch something iconic in London. He chose the serpantine!

 

[Smiffy]

I hear Hastings was ransacked the other evening.
Rioters did £5m worth of improvements.


I'll get my over garment