Mrs has banned me from golf this weekend.

[virtuocity]

Good luck for Monday. My 2nd was born on Thursday.

Still played a full 18 on Wednesday but only after it was 99.9% certain that Mrs V would be going for a section on the Thursday.

Looking forward to getting back to golf..... here's hoping for a warm July

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Good luck for Monday. My 2nd was born on Thursday.

Still played a full 18 on Wednesday but only after it was 99.9% certain that Mrs V would be going for a section on the Thursday.

Looking forward to getting back to golf..... here's hoping for a warm July 2018

Fixed that for you :thup:

 

[North Mimms]

I think she should let you play this weekend.


After all, it's the last game of golf you're going to get for the next 5 years

 

[mcbroon]

Good luck for Monday. My 2nd was born on Thursday.

Still played a full 18 on Wednesday but only after it was 99.9% certain that Mrs V would be going for a section on the Thursday.

Looking forward to getting back to golf..... here's hoping for a warm July

Congratulations, man And congrats to the OP, when the time comes.

My 2nd is 19 months now and I'm getting a bit more game time this year than I did last. Think I played 3 comps, a few bounce games and H4H last year and that was it.

Doesn't half make you appreciate a game when you manage to get one, regardless of how you play.

 

[ManinBlack]

I was once off 5. Got married, had kids, didn't play for 6 years. Struggled off 10 to 12 for years. Now the kids are grown up, I'm old & creaky & Still struggling. Can't work out whether, in life, I'm on the back 9 or staggering towardscthe 18th.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I was once off 5. Got married, had kids, didn't play for 6 years. Struggled off 10 to 12 for years. Now the kids are grown up, I'm old & creaky & Still struggling. Can't work out whether, in life, I'm on the back 9 or staggering towardscthe 18th.

Think of it as resting in the halfway hut

 

[Face breaker]

Cheers guys. It the second kid so I only have to sell the spare set of clubs. 

This is just the start of it matey I've got 5 and it seems like I'm banned from everything, don't drink anymore, don't smoke anymore, all of my bikes are gone, all my mates have vanished, I only seem to be able to play golf when it suits her, I fact the only bloody thing I am allowed to do these days is work !...

 

[Fish]

Keep us informed of proceedings today, good luck :thup:

 

[Smiffy]

Hope it all goes well whenever the baby arrives.

What happened with your plans to adopt Martin???

 

[la_lucha]

Cheers for the well wishes. No movement so far (so I could've played golf) Congrats to virtuocity too.

 

[Fish]

Cheers for the well wishes. No movement so far (so I could've played golf) Congrats to virtuocity too.

Solution

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

This is just the start of it matey I've got 5 and it seems like I'm banned from everything, don't drink anymore, don't smoke anymore, all of my bikes are gone, all my mates have vanished, I only seem to be able to play golf when it suits her, I fact the only bloody thing I am allowed to do these days is work !...

Hope you're not looking for sympathy, all self inflicted :ears:

 

[Face breaker]

Hope you're not looking for sympathy, all self inflicted :ears:

Yeah I know !...

 

[la_lucha]

Another weekend that I'm still not allowed out to play. The little bugger seems quite comfy in there.

 

[Fish]

Another weekend that I'm still not allowed out to play. The little bugger seems quite comfy in there.

As long as someone was with her I'd be off playing mate, I'd let the Pro know and my playing partners that I'd have to leave my phone on due to the intended arrival of baby and that I could end up coming off the course but to stop everything not knowing when the sprog is going to show its ugly mug to the world is just a bit daft to me :smirk:

Good luck though :thup:

 

[la_lucha]

Mate I agree. But occasionally what she says goes.

 

[Hobbit]

Another weekend that I'm still not allowed out to play. The little bugger seems quite comfy in there.

Cod Liver oil and a good curry for her tonight, then a drive over a cobbled market square... that'll get the wee bugger moving!

Good luck!

 

[la_lucha]

Well we're 11days overdue and he's still not come out. Off to hospital tomorrow to get induced so fingers crossed everything is ok and he comes out efficiently once called for. If he comes out quick enough she said I can get a round in on Monday.

 

[Paul77]

My two girls are 15 and 13 and when they were born, Golf went out the window for a few months. I tried to get back into it, but I always got the "You're up to no good. Why does it take you 4 hours to play golf" in 2010 I left her and the new good lady is quite happy for me to be out at the Golf. In fact it's actively encouraged. It's better than sitting at the sidelines taking pics at a football game apparently according to her.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Well we're 11days overdue and he's still not come out. Off to hospital tomorrow to get induced so fingers crossed everything is ok and he comes out efficiently once called for. If he comes out quick enough she said I can get a round in on Monday.

Hope it goes well and mother and baby are fine when it puts in an appearance