Monday morning blues

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Been up an hour, listening to little un in cot for half an hour before that talking, grunting and farting. Fed her the mandatory two rusks and been listening to a soddin dancing penguin singing "ice ice baby" for the last half an hour. Vanilla ice is getting on me tits now. She is wide awake and two hours in front of me. Just changed her nappy 10 mins ago and it needs doin again coz ave just heard the pressie she's left in this clean nappy. Flippin Monday mornings ain't like what they used to be.
 
Just having a spot of breakfast before 9.00am tee off. Enjoy your day. You know they're worth it. :)
 
Tashyboy said:
Been up an hour, listening to little un in cot for half an hour before that talking, grunting and farting. Fed her the mandatory two rusks and been listening to a soddin dancing penguin singing "ice ice baby" for the last half an hour. Vanilla ice is getting on me tits now. She is wide awake and two hours in front of me. Just changed her nappy 10 mins ago and it needs doin again coz ave just heard the pressie she's left in this clean nappy. Flippin Monday mornings ain't like what they used to be.
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Give my Christmas regards to Mrs Tash...
 
ah the joys of grandparenting ,as much as i miss seeing my grandson ,[they live in devon ] i dont miss all the smelly chores of nappy changing .
he is well past that age now anyway ,i do miss all the little baby giggles and smiles though as they are one of lifes pleasures that really cant be beaten.
 
Norrin Radd said:
ah the joys of grandparenting ,as much as i miss seeing my grandson ,[they live in devon ] i dont miss all the smelly chores of nappy changing .
he is well past that age now anyway ,i do miss all the little baby giggles and smiles though as they are one of lifes pleasures that really cant be beaten.
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WHAT!!!! I thought it was his Missus he was describing! Oops, sorry, T:o
 
That little pressie she left me was definately not of this planet, and if by some remote chance it was, it usually comes from summat with four legs. Omg.
 
You have described the soundtrack to every morning for me.

Not talking here yet, but babbles well. I spent my morning teaching him how to March and racing him across the room, letting him win of course.
 
Monday morning blues was the calm before the storm. She went to bed last night knackered and dropped off in nana tashys arms. She was solid til that **** in his Subaru Impreza with a big bore exhaust went past the house waking up half the East Midlands at 11.00 pm.
That was it, on and off all night, crap thing was she has took a major shine to Grandad Tash and would have nowt to do wi nana. I make this vow on here, my time will come to embarrass her one day. They have gone home now, the silence is like angels singing. Young Bradley Tash when told mummy and daddy are picking you up from Skool today. " no there not I don't want them to, Grandad Tash is".
Dream on sprogg, Grandad Tash is running on empty.
To make matters worse, my lad opened a bottle of me Crimbo dinner Barolo whilst we were up north to cook his spag Bol in the twazzock. Am gonna have to finish the 3/4 bottle off tonight before it goes off. Get ready for some drunken Rammel on here later on. 👍
 
Tashyboy said:
Monday morning blues was the calm before the storm. She went to bed last night knackered and dropped off in nana tashys arms. She was solid til that **** in his Subaru Impreza with a big bore exhaust went past the house waking up half the East Midlands at 11.00 pm.
That was it, on and off all night, crap thing was she has took a major shine to Grandad Tash and would have nowt to do wi nana. I make this vow on here, my time will come to embarrass her one day. They have gone home now, the silence is like angels singing. Young Bradley Tash when told mummy and daddy are picking you up from Skool today. " no there not I don't want them to, Grandad Tash is".
Dream on sprogg, Grandad Tash is running on empty.
To make matters worse, my lad opened a bottle of me Crimbo dinner Barolo whilst we were up north to cook his spag Bol in the twazzock. Am gonna have to finish the 3/4 bottle off tonight before it goes off. Get ready for some drunken Rammel on here later on. 
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HE PUT BAROLO IN SPAG BOL!!!! I sincerely hope he was suitably chastised with a few expletives!
 
Craigg said:
HE PUT BAROLO IN SPAG BOL!!!! I sincerely hope he was suitably chastised with a few expletives!
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To be honest he has watched that Guiseppe guy from two greedy Italians do it with three or four minces, it takes hours and it is the gators Tators. But bloody hell why dint he use a Valpocella or summat cheaper. But yes on answer to you comment, I did question his IQ.

Mummy Tash rang and said " Bradley Tash came running out of Skool, chucked his arms around Mum and said I love you" and nearly squeezed her head off. She got all tearful. grandad Tash is like Mr Miyage from Karate kid, he will not be short of girlfriends. Just hope he don't tell um he did a dump in the bath yesterday.

Hello Mr Barolo glass no 2🍷🍷
 
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