Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Especially at Trump Turnberry and Trump Aberdeen.
https://theferret.scot/woman-charged-peeing-trump-golf-course/
https://theferret.scot/woman-charged-peeing-trump-golf-course/
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This has already been posted weeks ago.
And she has history with the place already so its a non story yet again!
And she has history with the place already so its a non story yet again!
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Dreadfully sorry about that, I was not aware that it had already been posted.
I hope you calm down soon.
FairwayDodger
Money List Winner
I'm willing to bet that several forummers did much the same recently!
rksquire
Head Pro
Ever so slightly off-track, but still relevant - how many people have a wee during their round?
In my regular 4-ball (1 person everytime), and every society outing (anything from 1-3 people in each group) always do (out of sight of course). And then they want me to shake their hand at the end of the round!!!! Filthy animals.
In my regular 4-ball (1 person everytime), and every society outing (anything from 1-3 people in each group) always do (out of sight of course). And then they want me to shake their hand at the end of the round!!!! Filthy animals.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
We had a thread on it some time back, agree though, if they cant control their bladder for a few hours they need to pack some sanitiser or similar
That and the habit the pros have of removing cap, running hand through sweaty hair and then shaking hands
sfby
Assistant Pro
Though I think the majority of men should have perfected the art of not peeing on their hands at an early age...
That is why I wash my hands after finishing a round with others and before going into the bar.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Unless they can go bluetooth or some other hands free method that's not the only reason we wash our hands after a trip to the loo!
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Snelly
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Sanitiser? Bladder control?
If we ever play together, I am definitely going to have a ploughmans dump in a quiet corner of the course, tidy up with a couple of dew-soaked dock leaves and then at the end of the game, shake both your hands, give your cheeks a friendly tap and ruffle your hair for good measure. Unless you are bald, then it would just be a quick germ-infested drum solo on your chrome dome.
Capella
Journeyman Pro
Most courses I played so far had toilet facilites about half way around the course. But if they don't, I will take cover behind some bushes when I need to go (another reason why I am not too keen on links golf, btw ... too little cover 
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As far as the hygiene aspect is concerned, I wouldn't worry too much. There are probably way more potentially dangerous germs on your smartphone than on your little friend. Actually, unless you suffer from a really bad bladder infection, urine is pretty sterile.
). As far as the hygiene aspect is concerned, I wouldn't worry too much. There are probably way more potentially dangerous germs on your smartphone than on your little friend. Actually, unless you suffer from a really bad bladder infection, urine is pretty sterile.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Most courses I played so far had toilet facilites about half way around the course. But if they don't, I will take cover behind some bushes when I need to go (another reason why I am not too keen on links golf, btw ... too little cover
As far as the hygiene aspect is concerned, I wouldn't worry too much. There are probably way more potentially dangerous germs on your smartphone than on your little friend. Actually, unless you suffer from a really bad bladder infection, urine is pretty sterile.
Smartphones aren't the only things that can get viruses (& some smartphones are not so little)
This threads really gone downhill... but I think we're agreed that its not a handicap certificate that the starter really needs to see before you can play around!
rickg
Money List Winner
Charley Hull had a wee in the woods behind the 7th tee when I played with her last week........we still shook hands..
ruff-driver
Journeyman Pro
And you haven't washed since :whoo:
