Mens Golfing Dinner

[Doon frae Troon]

You have invited the following five golfing personalities to speak at your Captains golf club dinner

Mark Roe
Bruce Forsyth
Alex Salmond
Colin Montgomerie
Mark James.

The Secretary tells you that only one of them can make the date.

Who do you hope it is?

 

[fundy]

option F for me, none of the above

 

[CMAC]

Brucie :thup:

 

[Mattyboy]

Monty would be good value - just don't mention Eimear!!!!

 

[User20205]

None of the above!!

I'd be on the phone to Ronnie corbetts agents:thup:

If it had to be from the list. Anyone but Monty. I could write his speech for him. You could win a couple of quid in the 'how many Ryder cup captaincy' mentions

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Any of them apart from Brucie. Arrogant sod. Will turn it on for the paid time slot but won't mingle and is rude and obnoxious to photo or autograph requests.

 

[Blue in Munich]

You have invited the following five golfing personalities to speak at your Captains golf club dinner

Mark Roe
Bruce Forsyth
Alex Salmond
Colin Montgomerie
Mark James.

The Secretary tells you that only one of them can make the date.

Who do you hope it is?

If it was any of them I'd be off down the chippy instead.

 

[williamalex1]

I'm surprised that Brucie didn't score HIGHER -HIGHER LOWER LOWER.:rofl:

 

[Khamelion]

Trade em all in and ask for Peter Allis or Terry Wogan

 

[chrisd]

Easy answer - Mark Roe !

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Trade em all in and ask for Peter Allis or Terry Wogan

I thought of them then worked out that they would be asleep after the soup.

 

[Sweep]

My question would be, why did you ask any of these people in the first place? Then hope Brucie can make it.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

My question would be, why did you ask any of these people in the first place? Then hope Brucie can make it.

It was a decision made by the committee!

 

[cookelad]

I take it the food's good wherever this dinner is being held - otherwise you ain't gonna sell many tickets!

 

[Khamelion]

I thought of them then worked out that they would be asleep in the soup.

Fixed it for you

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Fixed it for you

Yea..I thought of that after I had posted.

Alex Hay was the best after dinner speaker I have heard.
Sadly no longer available.

He told a wonderful story of sitting in a grubby little Carnaby street studio dubbing the commentry onto a half hour challenge tour roundup.
They had to do it in one take and were pretty clueless about the course and players.

Alex said that this putt breaks about a foot from the left to see the putt take a massive break from the right.
'That would be the players left' he casually added afterwards.

 

[CMAC]

so who's coming? or did I miss that

 

[Doon frae Troon]

It's not real!

One vote for Monty and one for Brucie

The winner by far was 'non of the above'

 

[shivas irons]

Any of them apart from Brucie. Arrogant sod. Will turn it on for the paid time slot but won't mingle and is rude and obnoxious to photo or autograph requests.

Are you talking about Monty or Brucie .Ditch them all for Mr Aliss

 

[Doon frae Troon]

...but we have already agreed that he would fall asleep in his soup.
One of the reasons he was NOT invited.
[he would also send the members to sleep within three minutes of starting his speech]