Male facial hair

What are you wearing on your face?

  • Clean shaven

    Votes: 22 38.6%
  • Manly stubble

    Votes: 20 35.1%
  • 'Tache

    Votes: 1 1.8%
  • Goatee

    Votes: 4 7.0%
  • Mutton chops / gunslinger

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Trimmed box

    Votes: 7 12.3%
  • Brian Blessed

    Votes: 3 5.3%
  • ZZ Top

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    57

RichA

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2nd random thread of the day and I've never tried a poll before...

After noticing that only one bloke at work is regularly clean shaven, I realised that generally that is very much the minority choice out on the streets of London too.
I'm reasonably confident that we aren't all hipsters, but what are you wearing?
 
Never clean shaven because it makes me look like I have the chin of a baby. Stubble length wildly varies based on whenever I can be arsed to trim it basically. Right now it is pretty much a beard as I haven't bothered for a while. I can never quite grow a proper beard of any length though. It just starts to look like a wire brillo pad.
 
"Legitimate Sicilian businessmen" were clean shaven when I was young.
The family followed suit.

When I was at university, however, I had a habit of not shaving during final exams and the period immediatly before.
Before I went home for the break, however, I treated myself to a barber shave with my haircut.
I couldn't face my mother looking like Ray Donovan or I might get a wooden spoon across the head.
 
When I go “out out” I’m clean shaven, then it just grows out until the Mrs starts complaining. During lockdown and when the Mrs was in hospital for nearly 3 months I had a glorious beard! ?
 
Very few males can pull off the rugged stubble look.
Mostly they just look like tramps.:eek:
Clean shaven all my life except for a 1970 tache for a few weeks.
It came off when someone asked what I was doing with a rugby team on my top lip.
Rugby team = 15 a side.
 
I’ve gone for clean shaven, although I now only shave every other day at best #retired. Once upon a time I had a porn ’tash, maybe for 25 years.
 
Very few males can pull off the rugged stubble look.
Mostly they just look like tramps.:eek:
Clean shaven all my life except for a 1970 tache for a few weeks.
It came off when someone asked what I was doing with a rugby team on my top lip.
Rugby team = 15 a side.
Better than five a side.
 
I have a small patch of skin on my right cheek which does not grow any hair so any attempt at a beard looks weird. When I have tried one it has looked much like a certain (name unmentionable) Australian's beard which I have always thought looked naff except for beatnicks and some musicians such as Manfred Mann.
 
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