Made up Words

[Doon frae Troon]

I like these ever since Charley Boreman and Ewan McGregor came up with Geep for beasts that they could not make out if they were Sheep or Goats.
Saw a new one yesterday.
Jolking.....that is those annoying folk who jog slower than I can walk.

 

[sfby]

My favourite's always been the description of having relatives you don't like for Christmas dinner...

"Let the festilities begin!"

 

[StrangelyBrown]

The portmanteau, always good for a laugh

 

[Khamelion]

Words I like:-

Thunk - As in "Thunk that has been done"
Fugly - we all know this one
BOBFOC - not a word as such, but Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch
Fhick - someone with a lisp saying thick, or someone who is, you know what the F is.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I also like mucking fuddle for something that is a bit of a mess.

 

[SocketRocket]

I also like mucking fuddle for something that is a bit of a mess.

Presactly!

 

[DappaDonDave]

To avoid being told off for swearing at school we invented

Muzzlingbunce

And

Tillytuncetuzzle

Both could be used to described a situation or a person

I.e. - what a muzzlingbuncer that guy is, I couldn't tillytuncetuzzle it!

It could also be shortened to bunce!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Got a mate who is a PORG (person of restricted growth)

 

[louise_a]

While playing golf in the winter my partner hit a ball that skimmed and bobbled over the wet fairway, i said that's skimbbleing well.

 

[richart]

John Arlott described a naked man running onto the Lords pitch as a 'freaker'. Seems an apt defintion to me.

 

[Imurg]

Years ago the cat got infested with fleas.
I invented the word Plib to describe them...
Parasetic Little Insect B(child of questionable parentage)...

 

[SocketRocket]

Got a mate who is a PORG (person of restricted growth)

Mr Homer, please lie back and relax. Take yourself back to your school years when others were suggesting you would not break 5' 10'

 

[super hans]

when I was a teenager, I went through a phase of calling idiots around me a 'Plamph' or 'Plamf' (not sure of the spelling). Don't know where I got it from but it stuck with me.

to this day I still call people it on occasions and all I get is blank stares..........but at least I know what it means

 

[stevie_r]

Don't know why but at school we used the word smaje to describe a male homosexual.

 

[Farneyman]

A "fourple" - two couple going out together - not of the keys in a bowl type.

 

[bobmac]

Mizzle

 

[ScienceBoy]

My wife and I use the word "Fahloodle" to describe having to maneuver left and right in a haphazard way, usually used around complicated road junctions where the way to get in the correct lane legally is not logical!

 

[Yerman]

Interfrastically -nicked from Blackadder which I use to mean - sometime between now and the end of the universe (eg I'll be back interfrastically)

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

a technotard

from technologically retarded - some would say I am one of these (well my children do)

 

[Doon frae Troon]

a technotard

from technologically retarded - some would say I am one of these (well my children do)

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