Look out for Apple Pie...

[El Bandito]

This weekend played in a fun competition at the home club - a sort of home nations thing. Was put in a fourball with a guy that I have played with several times. Did not play well - but had fun. After the round, there was a set lunch. My FC Ray had been struggling round with a cold - and we were running a sweep on how many sneezes he would manage before the prize-giving was finished.
Long story short - Ray tried to combine a mouthful of apple pie and a sneeze - and started choking. He got up from the table and staggered off - spluttering. Realising that he was in trouble - I jumped up, and managed to catch him just as his legs went. I gave him the Heimlich and thankfully up came the offending apple pie...

One of the older members looked me in the eye and said:

"Not sure you should be rogering a chap like that in the clubhouse old boy...."



Beware the Apple Pie......

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Well done that man! :clap:

 

[bluewolf]

Nicely done matey..:thup:.. Next few rounds on the choker..

 

[AmandaJR]

Post of the week (and it's only Monday...) :thup:

"Not sure you should be rogering a chap like that in the clubhouse old boy...."

:rofl:

 

[HotDogAssassin]

It does pose the question - What sort of chap would he be happy with you rogering in the clubhouse?

 

[El Bandito]

It does pose the question - What sort of chap would he be happy with you rogering in the clubhouse?

A ranker I imagine....(no spelling mistake)

A very gentle dig at some of the retired military that play at Tidworth - and I mean gentle, they are mostly total gentlemen whom are a pleasure to have a round with..I'm sure that some of them play up to the "Colonel Dinky" stereotype - this old fella certainly had a twinkle in his eye as he delivered a one-liner that broke the atmosphere superbly!

 

[Hobbit]

I say, well played that man...

Did you get to take the guy home afterwards?

 

[El Bandito]

I say, well played that man...

Did you get to take the guy home afterwards?

Alas No - but he has promised me candles and dinner...

 

[virtuocity]

You're all missing the point.

Cream, ice cream or custard?

Frozen or home made?

 

[beau d.]

Great story

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

It does pose the question - What sort of chap would he be happy with you rogering in the clubhouse?

I'm sure he simply meant that the venue was inappropriate.
If it was in the trees on the twelfth then fair enough old boy.
There's actually a joke about that and giving an unconscious opponent (hit by a golf ball) the kiss of life.

Seriously, well done.
It's amazing how one person can be a lifesaver whilst most of us just ask "Is he messing about?".
I have a friend who's alive simply because his colleague spotted his heart attack symptoms in time to get paramedics there quickly enough to save him.

 

[El Bandito]

You're all missing the point.

Cream, ice cream or custard?

Frozen or home made?

Custard. Homemade

Seriously, well done.
It's amazing how one person can be a lifesaver whilst most of us just ask "Is he messing about?".
I have a friend who's alive simply because his colleague spotted his heart attack symptoms in time to get paramedics there quickly enough to save him.

i was that man. A couple of years ago, something similar happened at a family party, and I sat rooted to the chair. I swore to myself that if it happened again, I would know what to do...

 

[upsidedown]

Well done for spotting that he was choking and acting so quickly.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Well done for being so alert. I assume all bets were off!

 

[El Bandito]

He needed a glass of water....I needed something significantly stronger!