Laughter - the best medicine

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[Doon frae Troon]

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Reminds me of the time an irate golfer was having a serious winge at me in my office. Probably about a tee time.
He could see it was not going his way so his final barb was 'I am a personal friend of ''Doon frae Troon'' and I will make sure he gets to hear about this.'
I don't think my secretary bursting out laughing as he slammed the door helped.

 

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I walked into a pub the other day, it went like this;

Me : I'd like a steak please.
Waiter : Is plant based okay?
Me : Is Monopoly money okay?

 

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[Tashyboy]

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That top number is fake, been ringing it all day.