just to lighten the mood

[vig]

I was having an argument with the son when the wife walks in.
As he storms out I shout I wish I'd worn a condom now.

The wife is appalled, "what, you wish we had never had our son."?

No, I said, I've got his girlfriend pregnant.


I'll get my coat.

 

[bobmac]

Never mind, he'll get over her.
Smiffy did.
And leftie
And Aztec
And Fragger

 

[AuburnWarrior]

The old sex life has become a bit, erm, boring so the Wife and I decided to spice things up a bit.

We had a chat and decided we'd give dogging a go.

We got done up, drove to our local forest car park and by the time the Wife had parked the car everyone had gone home!

 

[mally]

Apparently there's going to be a meteor shower tonight.

Gives me a great excuse as to why I'll be sat in a car in a lay-by when it's dark.