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Assistant Pro
A man's about to tee off alone when he's joined by another guy who wants to play with him.
After 2 holes, one apiece, the stranger says, "We seem evenly matched, how about we play for a fiver a hole from now on?"
"Sure", says the first guy.
They play the next 16 holes, and the stranger wins every one.
Back in the clubhouse the winner says to his oponent, "I have to confess to you that I'm the pro from the club just up the road, so I think I might have had a little more
practise than you."
The loser says, "Well I'm the parish priest, and I should know everyone in my parish, I'm sorry I didn't recognise you."
Mortified,the pro says, "Father, I'm so sorry, I never realised, please take the money back."
"No my son, I shouldn't have bet, it was my own silly fault."
"Well what can I do to make it up to you?" The pro says.
"Come to church next week," says the priest "and bring your parents along."
"Why my parents?"
"So I can marry them."
After 2 holes, one apiece, the stranger says, "We seem evenly matched, how about we play for a fiver a hole from now on?"
"Sure", says the first guy.
They play the next 16 holes, and the stranger wins every one.
Back in the clubhouse the winner says to his oponent, "I have to confess to you that I'm the pro from the club just up the road, so I think I might have had a little more
practise than you."
The loser says, "Well I'm the parish priest, and I should know everyone in my parish, I'm sorry I didn't recognise you."
Mortified,the pro says, "Father, I'm so sorry, I never realised, please take the money back."
"No my son, I shouldn't have bet, it was my own silly fault."
"Well what can I do to make it up to you?" The pro says.
"Come to church next week," says the priest "and bring your parents along."
"Why my parents?"
"So I can marry them."
