It's Friday.......

[AuburnWarrior]

A Farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home it rushes and copulates with all the 150 hens.......

The Farmer is impressed.

At lunch, the cock again copulates with all the 150 hens.

The Farmer gets tense now.

The next day, he finds the cock copulating with the ducks and the geese.

Later, the Farmer finds the cock pale, half dead and vultures circling overhead.

The Farmer says "you deserved it, you horny little devil!"

The cock opens one eye, points up and says "Ssshhh! They're about to land."

 

[CallawayKid]

My penis enlarger arrived from Ebay this morning, the thieving gits! £45 for a bleeding magnifying glass....

 

[Paul_Stewart]

It's Friday....... it's five to five and it's .. CRACKERJACK!

 

[MKDave]

Did you hear that David Hasslehoff has legally changed his name to just David Hoff..... aparently he was sick of the hassle!

 

[Yerman]

My penis enlarger arrived from Ebay this morning, the thieving gits! £45 for a bleeding magnifying glass....

Ace LOL

 

[ScienceBoy]

We had a fridge and a freezer delivered to work today and the two delivery men helped us move them into the building.

One guy was nice to us but the other was quite cold

 

[ScienceBoy]

What is the busiest time of day for a Dentist?

Tooth:Hurty