Is there anything as miserable.........

[Smiffy]

as following four old Jocks around a Scottish golf course. You know, they've been members there for years, think they own the place.
All wearing grey (or broon) and moaning like buggery to each other.
"Yer cannae play through" they'll scowl at you on the fourth tee.
Playing their usual fourball that they've played for years and years, same group, same wager (50p for each of the 9's plus a bonus 50p for the match) and a penny for a burdie.
Jeez

 

[bobmac]

You'll never hear them complain though. No sirreee

 

[Smiffy]

You'll never hear them complain though. No sirreee

And right on time, here's the first one

 

[bobmac]

And right on time, here's the first one

 

[pbrown7582]

Is this scenario not played out at every club?
There's also the hitting up behind you if you are perceived to be playing to slow

 

[Smiffy]

Is this scenario not played out at every club?

It is. But the older Jocks seem to be the most miserable bunch of the lot

 

[Oddsocks]

I don't tent to agree much with smiffy, but he's bang On the money this time around

 

[granters]

Smiffy, if you'd been battered by drizzle for 70 years, you'd be a miserable bastard too

 

[USER1999]

Wet feet.

 

[JustOne]

Scotland at the end of October? What happened to the Smiffy that used to hang up his clubs at the end of August?

 

[CMAC]

what smiffy was playing in Scotland or he's just having a pop at the home of golf?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Think he hit his drive left and got lost and just kept following his GPS and ended up over the border. Smiffy and 4 miserable Scots. Sounds like a marriage made in heaven