Is it wrong to find golf clubs ‘attractive’?

[mickytwodesks]

I have been stuck in the flat all afternoon due to the weather (yes thank you mother nature!)

I have been gazing lovingly at my golf bag, I thought I’ll just unzip the rain cover, let the light rebound off the polished finish of my baby MX-17s. I found myself thinking they are mighty fine looking clubs, slim, elegant, minimalistic. Oooo look at the way the head cover on my SasQuatch looks like a cobra ready to pounce. Hold on a minute – finding clubs attractive – isn’t that a little odd?

Also in one of the putter threads someone said a putter was ‘sex on a stick’…

 

[blindpete]

Time for a cold shower!

 

[RGuk]

"let the light rebound off the polished finish of my baby MX-17s. I found myself thinking they are mighty fine looking clubs, slim, elegant, minimalistic."

I can recommend a therapist.....

you sound like the golfing version of Shallow Hal.....MX-17s, slim and elegant?.....rose tinted, and all that.

give me an MP60, and, well, might consider swinging as a serious idea if the missus agrees!!!!

Dave

 

[tpred]

Hi Mickey.
I think youv'e stayed in a bit too long mate,perhaps a walk in the rain would have sorted the brain out.(only joking mate)

I like the look of my clubs and also my putter collection but to find them atractive NO.

 

[medwayjon]

Shall I call the "Sunday Sport" folks?

I'm sure that they pay £££'s for stories about such sexually deviant behaviour!

Just pulling your leg mick.

 

[mickytwodesks]

Ok i hold my hands up, i'm a golf perv and i need help.

The Mrs is just sat shaking her head at me

I personally think MX-17s are one of the best looking clubs on the market...

 

[HTL]

"Sex on a stick" Yep thats me. You gotta love your Irons, Putter etc

My current lust is over the new Wilson Staff Pi7 Irons just wish I had the game for them.

Nothing like giving your Irons a good clean then polish with a shamey once in a while. Often find myself given them a cheeky glance of affection.

 

[clubchamp07]

I havent seen my clubs for 4 weeks and I bet they dont look any better now when they did the last time I ssen them....
You guys need to get out more or else find another MAG

 

[Gasp]

Don't listen to them Micky there's nothing wrong with a bit of iron loving. I'm not ashamed to say that my heart quickens a little at the sight of my gleaming Nike cci forged when they're all lined up after cleaning...... Gorgeous.

 

[MVP]

Its all good admiring your clubs micky , but whats the next step after that? Your mrs will give you funny looks if she wakes up next to you and Ben Sayers!

 

[def]

am i still on the golf site ? p.s.just going to give the irons a quick rub over.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tok my new X20's out yesterday (at least I got to play) and now they aren't pristine and new and shiny and lovely..... and my wife won't polish them

 

[DCB]

Several years ago, I was out in the back garden cleaning my clubs before a saturday afternoon tee time. My daughter, who was about 6 at the time, asked for yet another toy to be brought out the garage for her to play with in the garden. I was in the middle of an important task so said " in a few minutes" to wich she replied, "you love your golf clubs more than you love me". I had a brief think about it, but she was gone before I could answer.

 

[Atticus_Finch]

MTT, you be careful now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

 

[andycap]

whats the problem ,i've had a few old bikes in the past!but i grew out of it , it's a cycle most of us go through . Better back pedal before i go to far!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Leftie]

Having got to the hub of the matter, you obviously were feeling pumped up so spoke your mind. I'm getting tyred so it's time to put the breaks on this one, saddle up, and hit the road.

 

[John_Findlay]

LOL guys. It's just like having Furyk_or_Unique back!

 

[Gasp]

Talk about being in tandem!

 

[Parmo]

Yes very wrong, some greenkeeper is going to catch you one day in the woods.

 

[haplesshacker]

Hey, if liking the look of your sticks, gives you extra confidence when holding them on the tee, then there's nowt wrong with that. This game is such a mind game anyway. I kinda understand where you're coming from.

PS. I do sleep with one under the bed, just in case officer!!