Inebriated Golf

tsped83

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Heading off tomorrow on my first club trip, to sunny Brid!

We play three courses Friday through Sunday, with two nights on the beers sandwiched in between. I have all but written off my hopes and aspirations for a good round on Sunday, and will happily accept survival/minor surgery as a good result.

So, any tips on how to play fair-to-middling golf when you’re half cut/hung-over/dying on your ass?
 
Heading off tomorrow on my first club trip, to sunny Brid!

We play three courses Friday through Sunday, with two nights on the beers sandwiched in between. I have all but written off my hopes and aspirations for a good round on Sunday, and will happily accept survival/minor surgery as a good result.

So, any tips on how to play fair-to-middling golf when you’re half cut/hung-over/dying on your ass?

Ive only done it a couple of times, lashed played well, lashed again still played well, tied to sober up... terrible.. stay drunk is my advice.
 
Look on the bright side, in your pished up state, getting hit by your mates golf ball when you try to moon him as he tees off won't hurt as much.
 
Just be sure to get a buggy cause the walk can be a killer (plus driving a buggy is much more fun when drunk, those hills don't look so steep and you wonder how you rolled the buggy).
 
If Pieman or Virtocity post any advice on here please ignore them!

They both got ratted curtesy oF GM's hospitality at the Ping ProAm and suffered the next day!
 
I'm off on a golf weekend this weekend with some mates as well. Only problem with us is that we all have youngish kids, so after a round, a meal and a beer we are usually knackered! On one weekend we were all in bed by 10pm! Rock and roll I know......
 
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