If You Were Prime Minister

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What would you do?
Me?

Slash tax on booze. Scotland pah! Get the pubs going again.
Put an electric fence around the admin desk if every hosptial ward to stop the nurses gathering around. Oh yes they damn well do.
Make sure the rich are paying their way. Tax!
Plug all company tax holes.
Build some new towns. At least four.
Remove all councillors. Have a paid team of six to deal with everything.

I'm sure I could think of more, but I'll throw it open. :thup:
 
I would remove education, health and policing from the political spectrum.

Massive focus on the Tax issue with major corporations.
 
Simplify the tax system and make it illegal use any way to not pay tax.
Deport foreign nationals who commit crimes regardless of where they were born or have British passports.
Prison terms must run the full terms.
Increase the police numbers and armed forces.
Ban any doctor or higher from working in the private sector for 10 years or until their studying debt has been settled, if they used the State and NHS system, unless they have fully funded their own education all the way.
 
I would have a British Football League.
Allow England a national anthem of it's own.
Build a new Parliament at Preston.
Ban reporters from using the words The North when discussing British issues......it just plain confuses everyone.
Reverse the BBC weather map so the Isle of Wight is just a mere dot.

Oh and make poverty history.
 
bring back national service ,for all females included as well as the new fad of transgeneder its.
nationalise the busses and trains and make them free to travel on.
stop mp`s sticking their snouts in the expenses trough.if you are fit and able then no more than six months on benefits ,get a job you scrounging b`stards.
that will do for now except for one other thing .SIGN ARTICLE 50 PDQ.
 
I'd just be brutally honest about everything I was asked. Imagine a straight talking PM who couldn't lie or deflect, that'd be me, like the film Liar Liar. Ok so I probably wouldn't last long but it'd be refreshing.........and honest!
 
Doon frae Troon said:
Oh and make poverty history.
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Think this would be my top priority rather than just an afterthought...

Borrow whatever it takes to put a proper roof over everyone's head...

Put the needs of 'big business' a whole lot further down the priority list than it currently is [top :(:angry:]..
Put 'regular' peoples opinions/needs ahead of the so called expert views on the world...
 
Crazyface said:
What would you do?
Me?

Slash tax on booze. Scotland pah! Get the pubs going again.
Put an electric fence around the admin desk if every hosptial ward to stop the nurses gathering around. Oh yes they damn well do.
Make sure the rich are paying their way. Tax!
Plug all company tax holes.
Build some new towns. At least four.
Remove all councillors. Have a paid team of six to deal with everything.

I'm sure I could think of more, but I'll throw it open. :thup:
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I would blackball you from this forum, all you ever do is whinge :ears:
 
Norrin Radd said:
bring back national service ,for all females included as well as the new fad of transgeneder its.
nationalise the busses and trains and make them free to travel on.
stop mp`s sticking their snouts in the expenses trough.if you are fit and able then no more than six months on benefits ,get a job you scrounging b`stards.
that will do for now except for one other thing .SIGN ARTICLE 50 PDQ.
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Well I'm pleased you're not Prime Minister
 
Not be sending Iran £38million

Cancel Brexit

Stop so much foreign aid going out
Pay our doctors, nurses, firemen, Police etc a proper wage

Close all shops on a Sunday

Stop the benefit culture

I could go on
 
Love all of the pie in the sky ideas! In reality none of them possible (except a few, closing big business tax loop holes etc) the rest my 10 year old would think up!
 
I would ensure that the people posting on this thread would have no hope of being in a position of power !

Most it appears would either bankrupt the country or create riots !
 
Liverpoolphil said:
I would ensure that the people posting on this thread would have no hope of being in a position of power !

Most it appears would either bankrupt the country or create riots !
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I was thinking the same - but I assume people are responding with their ideal outcomes rather than thinking they would have a realistic chance!
 
End tax avoidance.
Increase taxation = increase benefits spending, inc reversing the stop on the places where the disabled used to work.

Cutting the number of councils and councillors.
Offer independence to Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland but with the proviso that if they didn't take it their devolved governments also end.... you're either in or out, your choice.

Move Westminster to somewhere in the middle. Its far too London centric.
 
Make skinny jeans illegal for men and boys. Disregarding this law results in ten years in a forced labour camp, with no trial beforehand and no hope of parole.
 
Rooter said:
Love all of the pie in the sky ideas! In reality none of them possible (except a few, closing big business tax loop holes etc) the rest my 10 year old would think up!
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None of us have a hope in hell of being PM, so it's all "what if's", just like you do with a lottery jackpot:)
 
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