If you seriously wanted a pair you could go to the myjoy section on the Footjoy website and design them in whatever garish colour you want. They were the new FJ icon Asymmetrical
The thing with both Payne Stewart and poults is that if you are going to dress like them you better be able to play the game, they can/could. If any of us were to turn up to a game dressed like them the stick you would have to take. ooooweee!