I wouldn't normally do this…………

[haplesshacker]

……… but shot 5 below net last night, if that makes any sense. Won the little matchplay game we had going as well, 7 up. I always seem to play better under matchplay.

But to top off a great evening, driving home I saw the two most attractive fit blondes I've seen in a long time, dressed in PVC corsets, mini skirts and thigh high stilleto's. And they weren't 'pro's'! I so wanted to go to their party. But instead went home to a miserable wife. Oh to be younger again!

 

[rickg]

But to top off a great evening, driving home I saw the two most attractive fit blondes I've seen in a long time, dressed in PVC corsets, mini skirts and thigh high stilleto's.

It's amazing what some blokes wear these days....

 

[haplesshacker]

God. I hope it wasn't Smiffy!!

 

[Smiffy]

God. I hope it wasn't Smiffy!!

If it was just outside Dorking, it could have been

 

[Jabba]

I WAS their party

Lucky bitches.

 

[Basher]

Nowt wrong with looking mate.

My theory has always been....... it doesn't matter where you build your appetite, as long as you come home for your tea!!!

On the odd occasion that we go down town for a night out my head is on a swivel. Lots of totty wearing next to nowt. HID has caught me looking quite a few times but doesn't make an issue out of it. Lucky that way. Saying that, HID is still in good nick so I'm still happy with my current model!!!

 

[JustOne]

Saying that, HID is still in good nick so I'm still happy with my current model!!!

[pic required so we can be the judge]

 

[Basher]

FIT !!!!

You've no chance mate, it aint happening!!!

 

[haplesshacker]

Ah well. I obviously posted this in the wrong section of the forum!! But it was supposed to be about my rather good round! Ho hum.

 

[timgolfy]

What do you get if you shoot 10 under?

 

[haplesshacker]

Cut!!!!!???

 

[timgolfy]

I can see it now - the window being wound down and a voice shouting: "Oi! I've just shot a load under my net!"

 

[haplesshacker]

This is starting to read like some other type of forum.

 

[HickoryShaft]

I can see it now - the window being wound down and a voice shouting: "Oi! I've just shot a load under my net!"

 

[quinn]

take her teeth out and close your eyes

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Trying to get this back on track - well someone has to at least try - its good too see HH playing well. Seems to me the delights on the way home seem apt reward for a good round of golf