Humorous words

[HowlingGale]

Just reading something and one of the terms made me laugh out loud.

What words/phrases/terms make you laugh?

Mine was 'skid-marks'. Not heard that in years.

 

[williamalex1]

Just reading something and one of the terms made me laugh out loud.

What words/phrases/terms make you laugh?

Mine was 'skid-marks'. Not heard that in years.

Urny and wurny

 

[HowlingGale]

Urny and wurny

I used those back in the day, but I'm all posh now.😃

 

[williamalex1]

I used those back in the day, but I'm all posh now.😃

Naw yey wurny and now yey urny noo :rofl:

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Parliamo Glasgae

"Yer aff a yat? Whit yat yer affer?"

English translation

" Have you come off a yacht? Which yacht have you come off?"

 

[MegaSteve]

Gobble...

 

[user2010]

Moist...

 

[brendy]

"Bake" when referring to ones face/mouth in a common manner. "Shut yer bake".

 

[Doon frae Troon]

''Scunnered'' and ''Stoosie'' are my favourite Scots words.

 

[DCB]

"Glaikit" an oft used word when I was a lad ☺

 

[Beezerk]

Manger, pronounced man-ger.
Think I picked the word up while working in Cheltenham years ago, apparently in the south west it's slang for a loose woman 😗

 

[williamalex1]

Manger, pronounced man-ger.
Think I picked the word up while working in Cheltenham years ago, apparently in the south west it's slang for a loose woman 😗

That's a Minger

 

[Beezerk]

That's a Minger

Minger is a dirty stinker, manger is a dirty slut 👭

 

[Doon frae Troon]

That's a Minger

Pronounced Ming-er

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Nice beaver.

 

[User62651]

Fit fit fits fit ski?

Heard on a Scottish ski slope as a learner looked down at his skis, it pure Doric (NE Scotland dialect), translates as What foot fits which ski?

 

[Break90]

Gusset

 

[SocketRocket]

West Country Specials:

Gert Lummox
Pike Hand
Twazock
Bemmie Bab
Janner

 

[Fish]

(best said in welsh accent "Coupling") Breasts

[video=youtube_share;f_Au411M9z4]https://youtu.be/f_Au411M9z4[/video]

 

[JohnnyDee]

Norn Irn speak:

"'mere til I tell ye! Sure he was boaking rings rounim so he was!"

Trans: Listen to me. He was vomiting profusely and uncontrollably.