Neil20
Club Champion
I'm talentless.
I doubt many new posters open up with that without it being a sympathy hunt. The difference is I'm talentless and proud.
There's no point rueing the fact, it won't change my level of talent.
A quick intro then into what the post is about, I won't bore you for long.
I took up golf just under two years ago. I don't know why it took me so long, but anyway.
A year ago I started playing on a regular basis with someone from this forum, I think it's the sort of place where you can name names, but I won't just in case. He's free to chime in. Most of my musings on golf come as a direct result of the fact he's helped with my game, although the musings are often my own.
There's also no chance I'd have ever broken 90 without his help as I doubt many pros would have the patience to understand my approach, and I doubt I'd have had the patience to listen to most pros.
I'm not conventional in my approach to golf, but then I'm talentless, so being conventional would just result in me being bad. More bad that is.
So, I recently got cut to 19.5 by breaking 90 for the first time and it occured to me that us high handicappers think about golf backwards.
So, to the 20+'s out there, think about how you bogey a 420 yard par four for a moment, then scroll down to how I think about it.
1) Tee shot.....
Aha, you're thinking about the tee shot. Well it appears to come first so that is no surprise.
I feel that this is going to lead to a lot of pressure on the range. Where is that tee shot going? Infinite distance?
Is 240 yards enough? What about 200? Hey, I can do 200, what about 205?
Sod the tee shot. Let's play the hole backwards.
Shot 5: 3 foot putt holed.
What a lovely easy way to finish a hole. Not only that but I can practise this for free, without using any energy and it doesn't have to take a lot of time.
Is it boring? Sure it is! But I'm talentless, do you really want me not to work at my game as well?
Shot 4: 25 foot putt to 3 feet.
This doesn't seem to be asking a great deal, especially as I know I can make the one back as I've practised the hell out of 3 footers (see above). It's not the world's greatest achievement to knock a putt 22-28 feet in a straightish line is it?
Shot 3: 60 yard chip to somewhere on the green.
7 iron and flat? Wedge and high? Actually, who cares, do what feels right when you get there. It's 60 yards, even those of us with no ability can hit a ball 60 yards plus or minus 10 yards. Especially with a lot of practise.
Shot 2: 170 yard shot to 60 yards
It might require a higher club than someone who can play golf, but for those of us who merely attempt to, it should still be possible to hit a ball 170, roughly straight, especially as we're counting roll, bounces, dry fairways, course knowledge, no attention to distance control and all manner of other things we're not supposed to really quote. Hell, if it goes 170 that'll do just fine, who cares if it does it on the carry - we're not getting on the green anyway at this nasty SI 1, so stuff the distance control!
Even better, because Shot 3 can probably be anything from 30 to 80 yards, there's no pressure to muller this down the fairway, just a nice swing - well not a nice swing, but let's call it a steady one - and off it goes. Watch that ball scuttle along the floor!
Shot 1: Tee shot 190 yards.
190? With roll? Stop laughing please. I'm playing off 20 here with a gameplan.
Sure, I can hit it 220 on my day, and more with wind assistance or when I hit it nice, but 190 is just fine to get to shot 2.
I could work really hard here and get more yardage, of course I could, but the gameplan doesn't require it at the moment. I just made a great bogey and 3 points without it with a plan that has plenty of room for error and rescue.
Now, onto the 360 yard dogleg...
Let's open up with a 3 foot putt....
You know, I think I can par this!
I doubt many new posters open up with that without it being a sympathy hunt. The difference is I'm talentless and proud.
There's no point rueing the fact, it won't change my level of talent.
A quick intro then into what the post is about, I won't bore you for long.
I took up golf just under two years ago. I don't know why it took me so long, but anyway.
A year ago I started playing on a regular basis with someone from this forum, I think it's the sort of place where you can name names, but I won't just in case. He's free to chime in. Most of my musings on golf come as a direct result of the fact he's helped with my game, although the musings are often my own.
There's also no chance I'd have ever broken 90 without his help as I doubt many pros would have the patience to understand my approach, and I doubt I'd have had the patience to listen to most pros.
I'm not conventional in my approach to golf, but then I'm talentless, so being conventional would just result in me being bad. More bad that is.
So, I recently got cut to 19.5 by breaking 90 for the first time and it occured to me that us high handicappers think about golf backwards.
So, to the 20+'s out there, think about how you bogey a 420 yard par four for a moment, then scroll down to how I think about it.
1) Tee shot.....
Aha, you're thinking about the tee shot. Well it appears to come first so that is no surprise.
I feel that this is going to lead to a lot of pressure on the range. Where is that tee shot going? Infinite distance?
Is 240 yards enough? What about 200? Hey, I can do 200, what about 205?
Sod the tee shot. Let's play the hole backwards.
Shot 5: 3 foot putt holed.
What a lovely easy way to finish a hole. Not only that but I can practise this for free, without using any energy and it doesn't have to take a lot of time.
Is it boring? Sure it is! But I'm talentless, do you really want me not to work at my game as well?
Shot 4: 25 foot putt to 3 feet.
This doesn't seem to be asking a great deal, especially as I know I can make the one back as I've practised the hell out of 3 footers (see above). It's not the world's greatest achievement to knock a putt 22-28 feet in a straightish line is it?
Shot 3: 60 yard chip to somewhere on the green.
7 iron and flat? Wedge and high? Actually, who cares, do what feels right when you get there. It's 60 yards, even those of us with no ability can hit a ball 60 yards plus or minus 10 yards. Especially with a lot of practise.
Shot 2: 170 yard shot to 60 yards
It might require a higher club than someone who can play golf, but for those of us who merely attempt to, it should still be possible to hit a ball 170, roughly straight, especially as we're counting roll, bounces, dry fairways, course knowledge, no attention to distance control and all manner of other things we're not supposed to really quote. Hell, if it goes 170 that'll do just fine, who cares if it does it on the carry - we're not getting on the green anyway at this nasty SI 1, so stuff the distance control!
Even better, because Shot 3 can probably be anything from 30 to 80 yards, there's no pressure to muller this down the fairway, just a nice swing - well not a nice swing, but let's call it a steady one - and off it goes. Watch that ball scuttle along the floor!
Shot 1: Tee shot 190 yards.
190? With roll? Stop laughing please. I'm playing off 20 here with a gameplan.
Sure, I can hit it 220 on my day, and more with wind assistance or when I hit it nice, but 190 is just fine to get to shot 2.
I could work really hard here and get more yardage, of course I could, but the gameplan doesn't require it at the moment. I just made a great bogey and 3 points without it with a plan that has plenty of room for error and rescue.
Now, onto the 360 yard dogleg...
Let's open up with a 3 foot putt....
You know, I think I can par this!
