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thecraw
Guest
I'm wide awake, have been tossing and turning sine 0300 and now I'm up and onto my third cuppa!
bobmac
Major Champion
Take less water with it 
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I wasn't far behind you Crawford
Robobum
Money List Winner
Have you thought about having a bag fitted?? 
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Its only a matter of time before the hooks, slices and three putts creep up on you then. You'll find yourself using the word knob more and more in general conversation and looking at Saga holiday brochures
madandra
Money List Winner
If this had happened in June you could have nipped out for a quick 9 before work but in October you are reduced to watching the telly or coming on here.
chrisd
Major Champion
Is that all !!
When I saw the subject header I thought that you meant you had developed a hankering to wear white trousers, play at Lydd and give the boss a left hook!!
Chris
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
I thought it was something to do with your cock resembling a twig!
Owen_Thomas_14
Journeyman Pro
[/QUOTE]I thought it was something to do with your cock resembling a twig!
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made my crappy day worth it now
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made my crappy day worth it now vig
Tour Winner
Here's me thinking that you'd starting p***ing yourself when you cough 
drawboy
Tour Winner
We all have nights or even weeks like that Craw.Sometimes we know why, sometimes we don't. It'll pass and you'll be sleeping like a log again in no time. Fortunatly there's babestation on freeview so at least there's something worth watching in the wee small hours eh! or so I've been told ahem!
or so I've been told ahem!
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Geezer, do what every other man does when he wakes up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep.....
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Shouldn't have taken the mick though as a plauge of shanks have infested my swing and I've returned from the range in a foul mood
drawboy
Tour Winner
Wot pester the missus until you get a sharp pain in the ribs along with a mouthfull of abuse.Geezer, do what every other man does when he wakes up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep.....
richart
Major Champion
I'm always happy just to wake up. At least i haven't died in the night.
19th
Head Pro
They did a survey up here in Aberdeen re men getting up in the night.
25% of men got up to go to the toilet and the other 75% got up to go home!!
25% of men got up to go to the toilet and the other 75% got up to go home!!
znuffzz
Head Pro
Wot pester the missus until you get a sharp pain in the ribs along with a mouthfull of abuse.Geezer, do what every other man does when he wakes up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep.....
i was gonna say dry hump her leg, but either or
