Help! I think I might be turning into a woman!!!

[Plonko]

My powakaddy has been in for repair and I just went to collect it from the pro shop. Twenty minutes later I walked out of the shop with a new pair of shoes.

Is there any hope, or should I start playing off the red tees?

 

[Deleted member 1147]

Careful or you'll have Tiger after you!!

 

[Deleted member 1147]

BTW was it the buying of shoes or the owning of a Powercaddy that first got you worried?

 

[Plonko]

It was mainly the shoes but I see your point.

 

[USER1999]

What colour are the shoes?

 

[Imurg]

I hear you can get some nice pink shafts these days (Oooh Matron!)

Screens!!

 

[Plonko]

These....

 

[Plonko]

I hear you can get some nice pink shafts these days (Oooh Matron!)

Screens!!

I've already got one of those thank you very much.

 

[bobmac]

You're sure it wasn't these?

 

[drawboy]

I just bought some limited edition Footjoy Tortoise skin shoes off my pro. He asked me if I wanted them wrapping but I said I'd wear them straight away, took me twenty minutes to get to the door.

 

[Smiffy]

These....

Just bought a pair of the same except the tan bit is black. Fit like a glove....

 

[Plonko]

You're sure it wasn't these?

Crikey......

Quite sure.

 

[TonyN]

Homer will be the best one to ask on this matter, Ask him how feminin he feels with 8 pairs of shoes to match his 8 different colour tops to match his 8 different colour belts to match his 8 different colour trousers to match his 8 different colour socks to match his 8 different coloured tees.

 

[Parmo]

I think Homer has something like 47 pairs of shoes...

 

[bigbiffa]

I just bought some limited edition Footjoy Tortoise skin shoes off my pro. He asked me if I wanted them wrapping but I said I'd wear them straight away, took me twenty minutes to get to the door.

badoomdoom......clanggggg!

 

[Yerman]

But did you get the matching suspenders?

 

[SharkAttack]

These....

Just bought a pair of the same except the tan bit is black. Fit like a glove....

Do you have long toes and a opposable big toe? Then they would really fit like a glove

 

[painterboy]

These....

Footjoy Aqualites!
Good buy if you got them below £50! Just like my wife- can't resist a bargain

 

[RGDave]

My powakaddy has been in for repair and I just went to collect it from the pro shop. Twenty minutes later I walked out of the shop with a new pair of shoes.

Is there any hope, or should I start playing off the red tees?

If you start changing your bag every day, eating lots of pudding and watching Holby and Casualty without fail, I'd say book yourself in for some gender realignment.....

 

[stevek1969]

http://www.scottsdalegolf.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/jlshoemainnew2199.jpg

Waiting on these bad boys coming, nice.