Have you ever thought something, then...

[Khamelion]

realised you said it out loud?

A variation could be you are on a conf call and forgot to press the mute button then said something.

Then as a result has got you into bother or slapped.

Like while shopping thinking that's a yummy mummy, only to realise you said it out loud when she's said 'thank you'

or like a colleague did on a conf call, when he called someone 'A <infraction related word> moron' only to realise he wasn't on mute.

 

[mcbroon]

realised you said it out loud?

A variation could be you are on a conf call and forgot to press the mute button then said something.

Then as a result has got you into bother or slapped.

Like while shopping thinking that's a yummy mummy, only to realise you said it out loud when she's said 'thank you'

or like a colleague did on a conf call, when he called someone 'A <infraction related word> moron' only to realise he wasn't on mute.

Years ago, when I worked in a customer service centre, I was doing some call listening with my boss, who was reviewing my calls. This one particular call, I had gone round the houses a bit and finally got through to a woman who should have been able to help me but she was not interested at all. After a very short conversation, she hung up. I didn't realise the line kept recording when it was only me on and, annoyed with what I saw as her obstructive attitude, I said out loud "Thanks for f<infraction word> all, you unhelpful c<infraction word>."

I wasn't in that job for long.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I remember being in the two way radio to the first tee starter and saying.
'Has that pratt in the red jumper arrived yet?'
Reply was. 'Yes Doon, he is standing next to me'.

Fortunately our Starter had a good sense of humour

 

[DappaDonDave]

No but I have said something and then the opposite happened.

2 days before Maggie died I text a colleague. "I <expletive> hate trade unions, long live Thatcher."...then she conked out.

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Not quite, but the funniest thing that I've heard on a conf call was at the start when all parties annouce themselves. Two guys in same office announced at the same time "John, Wayne here", which received the instant reply from someone "The hell he is".