Have a smile

[Yerman]

A farmer is in his big machinery barn one day doing a striptease when the farmhand walks in catching him in the act.

"What the f**k!?" exclaims the farmhand.

"Oh!" replies the farmer, looking quite embarrassed.

"Thing is, Mrs farmer and I haven't been getting on recently so my therapist advised I should do something sexy to a tractor."

 

[Bacardibatman]

lol

one from sam torrance

Guy goes into book shop do you have the self help book for men with small p3n1ses. Don't think it's in yet she says. That's the one he says

 

[richart]

Man goes in to a pet shop to buy a parrot. I haven't got much money he tells the pet shop owner, so what's your cheapest parrot. Well most of them are over £500, but i do have this one with no legs that is just £50. That's more in my price range, but what good is a parrot with no legs he asks the pet shop owner. You will hardly notice he has no legs, as he has learnt to hold on to his perch with his todger. He is a great talker, very intelligent bird, for the money a real bargain.

Man buys the parrot, and next day he comes home to find the parrot in a right state, flapping around his cage. What's the matter with you asks the man ? Well says the parrot, while you were at work, your wife comes into the room dressed in just her silk underwear, with a big smile on her face. She is then followed in by the young man that lives next door. He removes her bra, and pulls her knickers down, and she is completely naked right in front of me. Good grief what happened next asks the man ? Well the man gets all his clothes off, and that's all i saw says the parrot.

What do you mean that's all you saw, i need to know what they got up. I'm sorry i don't know says the parrot, i got an erection and fell off my perch !!

 

[G1BB0]

funny