Got to love my Pro's sense of humour!

[Bratty]

Emails between me and my pro:
Him: We will get you swinging like Jim Furyk! (in to out).
Me: I really don’t want a swing like Jim Furyk. Justin Rose or Luke Donald would be fine.
Him: I am thinking an Adam Scott swing might be best.
Me: Worried that Scott, Rose and Donald are a little more athletic than I am. Maybe best to look at Cabrera or Duffner!
Him: Good point, I will get hold of a copy of Arnold Palmer's opening drive at the Masters and we will work off that.
And I pay him for this sort of thing!

 

[gripitripit]

Love it.
Is it just me or is it good to see the likes of Cabrera and Shane Lowry doing well. Gives us more robust figured chaps hope yet.

 

[Bratty]

I'm with you all the way, mate.

There did seem to be a rash of players all hitting the gym and bulking up, which was a bit depressing. Thankfully, there's still some fuller figures out there!

 

[USER1999]

One of the many reasons golf cannot be considered a sport.

 

[MetalMickie]

Pupil to Pro: " I have 8 different swings & I don't know which one I should develop."
Pro to Pupil: " OK let's have a look at them."
Pupil goes through long and thorough demonstration of his 8 variations on a theme.

Long Pause.............

Pro to Pupil: " Have you not got a ninth?"

 

[Alex1975]

Great stuff, that made me laugh.

 

[pbrown7582]

Emails between me and my pro:
Him: We will get you swinging like Jim Furyk! (in to out).
Me: I really don’t want a swing like Jim Furyk. Justin Rose or Luke Donald would be fine.
Him: I am thinking an Adam Scott swing might be best.
Me: Worried that Scott, Rose and Donald are a little more athletic than I am. Maybe best to look at Cabrera or Duffner!
Him: Good point, I will get hold of a copy of Arnold Palmer's opening drive at the Masters and we will work off that.
And I pay him for this sort of thing!

:rofl: brilliant sounds like you'll do well with his coaching if it's half as good as his sense of humour!