Golfing joke?!

[jimbob.someroo]

Pretty sure I invented the greatest joke ever whilst at the gym this morning (at least I hadn't heard it before / wasn't on google):



Why are estate agents so good at golf?



Because they use proper tees ...

 

[bobmac]

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[Bomber69]

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I am with you here Bobmac, lets just hope he has went into a dark room after thinking this one up.

I must say I got a better laugh when he posted his photo wearing the clown outfit with the yellow shoes:rofl:

 

[Beezerk]

More worryingly, why the heck were you at the gym so early in the morning

 

[jimbob.someroo]

I am with you here Bobmac, lets just hope he has went into a dark room after thinking this one up.

I must say I got a better laugh when he posted his photo wearing the clown outfit with the yellow shoes:rofl:

Absolutely standing by this one. Not even bothered

 

[Rooter]

I vote for Jimbob to be on live at the Apollo. whats the rest of your routine like dude?

 

[CMAC]

Pretty sure I invented the greatest joke ever whilst at the gym this morning (at least I hadn't heard it before / wasn't on google):



Why are estate agents so good at golf?



Because they use proper tees ...

I like it :thup: :smirk:

 

[Deleted member 15717]

At the risk of sounding ridiculously stupid....I don't get it...

 

[Bomber69]

At the risk of sounding ridiculously stupid....I don't get it...

Just think property, proper tee. Yeh a real Doh..... Doh.... moment:thup:

 

[Deleted member 15717]

Just think property, proper tee. Yeh a real Doh..... Doh.... moment:thup:

Got it now...I must admit I hadn't read it aloud, so it didn't add up initially. It does now..but I wouldnt give up the day job just yet!!

 

[bladeplayer]

Jim .......... dont be holding your breath when lifting the weights mate , its having strange results

 

[Crazyface]

Contact Tim Vine, that's right in his line of patter.

 

[jimbob.someroo]

Sack it, I'll give it another go. Again, this one only really works when said out loud ...




There's been a major controversy in the middle-east as the biggest television network is refusing to show 'The Flintstones'.

It's claimed that the people of Dubai don't understand the humour, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.








(yabbadabbadoo ...)

 

[jimbob.someroo]

Sack it, I'll give it another go. Again, this one only really works when said out loud ...




There's been a major controversy in the middle-east as the biggest television network is refusing to show 'The Flintstones'.

It's claimed that the people of Dubai don't understand the humour, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.








(yabbadabbadoo ...)

 

[Khamelion]

Sack it, I'll give it another go. Again, this one only really works when said out loud ...




There's been a major controversy in the middle-east as the biggest television network is refusing to show 'The Flintstones'.

It's claimed that the people of Dubai don't understand the humour, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.








(yabbadabbadoo ...)

Okay the first one was pants, this one has me laughing out loud, gonna use that one.

 

[SocketRocket]

I guess you have not played 'Second House, Friday Night at the Glasgow Empire' ?