If you can beet this, please let me know. I played a 3 ball yesterday, and the other two players are smokers. One of them decided to tee off with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Now, he is a reasonable golfer, and plays off of 20 (a lot better than me). However his driving had been pretty poor all day. He hit the ground so hard mud flew up in the air, struck his cigarette, and the red hot tip burnt the end of his nose. Hilarious 
