GOLF room 101

The Arsenal football team channel taken over the golf channel on SKY! Im a Spurs fan, talk about a kick in the teeth!

And slow play please
And golfers with no fashion sense, all you need is marks and sparks chinos and a decent polo!
And ridiculously priced green fees
 
1---Belly Putters,
2---Golf course designers who think length is the only answer to the distance Pros now hit the ball.
3---Steve Williams when he is in his "attack" mode.
4---Ian Poulters wardrobe.
5---Yellow & coloured golf balls.
 
1. Not repairing pitch marks on greens. Crucifixion is too good for them.

2. Joining fees - seriously, what are they thinking?

3. Cheats and liars - you know who you are (see 1 for punishment)

4. Tiger Woods - has there ever been a more boring Major winner? Do we really think the game is better for such an over-powering figure? Would we really miss him? And if he's so good, why is he so bab at the Ryder Cup?

5. People who think that because you play golf, that in some way gives them the right to buy you any golf-related tat they can lay their hands on and expect you to be thankful about it.

I could go on...
 
1) belly putters
2) slow groups who have no intention of calling you through even though they have lost their 7th ball and you are only on the 3rd tee
3) Yank fans
4) Tiger's persona (if we can find it)
5 Cheats
 
1. Yank Fans (read In to The Bear Pitt)
2. Slow groups who choose to ignore polite etiquette.
3. People who don't replace divots.
4. People who take divots with every practice swing.
5. Yank Fans (they know nothing about golf) - did I mention them already?!
 
People who hardly play golf, aren't a member of a club and play golf twice a year, shoot low 70's then complain.

People who beat you 9 & 7 and then complain that they are just not on their game.

In medals, someone who you have never played with before who insists on telling you about (a) their mortgage (b) their sex life.

The R&A who made my old Taylor Made driver illegal just as I was hitting some form with it.
 
1. Cheats
2. Slow play
3. Poor etiquette
4. Like 2112 The R&A who made my old Taylor Made driver illegal.Although I do love my new one.
5. Golf snobs who think they are better than you because they have all the latest gear
 
TV golfers. Those that adopt sayings from TV that don't apply to club Golf, like shouting 'fore right' or 'fore left' instead of just 'fore.'
 
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