Golf Poetry

[Alfacarew]

Help! I may be going mad or opening a can of worms!! Many years ago I received a birthday card with a poem on it by someone called (excuse spelling) Pete Shandaput it started
"Golf is a game of frustration" ish
And ended in "And the balls are allergic to holes"
Can anyone give me the rest of this and is the Name a pseudonym?, wrong spelling? or forbidden? Thanks in advance.