Golf in Benidorm

[malcolm]

We as agroup go to Benidorm every year and if its good golf your after and good night life then look no further good courses and good hotels.We were 24 golfers and used a company called www.thebenidormgolfexperience.com who were exellent Transport golf and buggies and hotel were included This organisation is worth a try and Benidorm well you just cant beat it for nightlife Good luck mal

 

[medwayjon]

Why would I want to go to that shithole when I can go to Estepona or even better Puerto Banus???

Peddle your crap elsewhere.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Take you carry on abroad cheap package sh1te and go away

 

[SS2]

We as agroup go to Benidorm every year and if its good golf your after and good night life then look no further good courses and good hotels.We were 24 golfers and used a company called www.thebenidormgolfexperience.com who were exellent Transport golf and buggies and hotel were included This organisation is worth a try and Benidorm well you just cant beat it for nightlife Good luck mal

agroup = a group -1 point
its = it's -2 points
your = you're -2 points
Sentence 1 doesn't make sense -5 points
No space after full stop at end of sentence: -1 pt
"We were 24 golfers" - so what are you now ? - 2 pts
"and used" - should be "who used" -1pt
exellent - aaaarrgh, at least spell your superlatives correctly. -77pts
No full stop after "exellent" -2 pts
"golf and buggies and hotel": should use comma instead of first "and": -3pts
The entire last sentence: words fail me. -1,000,000pts
Failing to capitalize your own name: -2 pts

Grand total: -1,000,098 points.

I bet your CV reads: I have lurnt word prefect and other spreesheet progroms.

 

[malcolm]

wooooo seem to have upset a few posh tarts

 

[haplesshacker]

wooooo, you are observent!!

BTW I take 'posh tart', as a compliment.

 

[medwayjon]

wooooo seem to have upset a few posh tarts

I can imagine you saying that with a cocked wrist, wearing a pink hawaiian shirt (big gay al from south park stylee) and sipping a cocktail that looks like a rainforest in a gay bar somewhere.

"woooooooooo, dont be such a bitch, mieaaaaow."

 

[viscount17]

We as agroup go to Benidorm every year and if its good golf your after and good night life then look no further good courses and good hotels.We were 24 golfers and used a company called www.thebenidormgolfexperience.com who were exellent Transport golf and buggies and hotel were included This organisation is worth a try and Benidorm well you just cant beat it for nightlife Good luck mal

agroup = a group -1 point
its = it's -2 points
your = you're -2 points
Sentence 1 doesn't make sense -5 points
No space after full stop at end of sentence: -1 pt
"We were 24 golfers" - so what are you now ? - 2 pts
"and used" - should be "who used" -1pt
exellent - aaaarrgh, at least spell your superlatives correctly. -77pts
No full stop after "exellent" -2 pts
"golf and buggies and hotel": should use comma instead of first "and": -3pts
The entire last sentence: words fail me. -1,000,000pts
Failing to capitalize your own name: -2 pts

Grand total: -1,000,098 points.

I bet your CV reads: I have lurnt word prefect and other spreesheet progroms.

ss2, can I add

a company 'xyz' who were - a company is an it not a who and is singular, so which was -12 (I'm feeling generous)

and because I hate idiots who advertise but cannot spell, cannot use grammar nor punctuate correctly (even with the assistance of the, admittedly, b awful Msoft speil cheeker) -1,000,000

not doing too good are we?