funny?
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sydney greenstreet
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Sent a letter ? Should have been charged with wasting Police time, too much of this, stupid people ringing 999.
HotDogAssassin
Tour Rookie
I was just about to post this! Yes, a waste of police time and incorrect use of the 999 service. But, one of the funniest things I've read for a long time! Nearly spat out my tea at the comment "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".
JustOne
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I've been with some 'uglies' in my time but at least they were FREE 
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Cant believe he didn't think it was illegal what he was up to. There are some right tools about.
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
Why not?
If you're in a pub would it be illegal to ask someone for a sh-g?
If someone is standing on the street dressed like a hooker saying "You alright love, see something you like?" why would you think it was improper to ask her how much she charged?
It's the law that is flawed, not the guy who didn't know the law.
If prostitution is illegal then it's she selling it who should be in the wrong..... that's otherwise like saying drug dealers are fine, but you (solely) get done for buying it.
as an aside......
If you walk down the street and see a girl you fancy and say "Hi, I saw you from across the street and think you're lovely, would you like to come back to my place perhaps later tonight and I'll cook you a nice meal.... and we'll see what happens from there" are you breaking the law?
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You appear to have a better knowledge of this subject than the golf swing :ears:
mcbroon
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What a moron. Everyone knows you call the Office of Fair Trading for this kind of thing.
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
Swinging, balls, shafts, holes....
It was only with poor Google results that I discovered golf! :angry:
Foxholer
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cookelad
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Yerman
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I've been with some 'uglies' in my time but at least they were FREE
Your empathy for fellow human beings is astounding.
Most prostitutes are addicts or slaves, any man who would fund this needs a radical circumcision.
virtuocity
Tour Winner
What is your source for this?
rickg
Money List Winner
I've been with some 'uglies' in my time but at least they were FREE
I hope they aren't reading this, they'll be offended........especially Ian.......thought he was a bit of a looker.....
:rofl:
Five&One
Head Pro
My wife works in this exact line of business (emergency call handling not prostitution I hasten to add)
Her favourite callers include " my husband won't give me the remote" " my bank statement is wrong and I am overdrawn, except I shouldn't be" " my son wont eat his dinner" and, my personal favourite, " can you send an ambulance for my budgie as the vet won't come out"
Her favourite callers include " my husband won't give me the remote" " my bank statement is wrong and I am overdrawn, except I shouldn't be" " my son wont eat his dinner" and, my personal favourite, " can you send an ambulance for my budgie as the vet won't come out"
