Funniest thing youve seen on course

[GeordieAggro80]

Whats the funniest thing that has happened or you have seen on course. I was playing a nice course with my mate a couple of weeks ago. He is a 20 handicapper and was having a tough day. Anyway he topped one of the tee on the 14th which only went about 30 yards left and into some deep wet rough. Pulling out his 'recovery wood' he tried to smash one!! As soon as the club hit the ball he looked up to see how far his power shot had gone only to see nothing. Only after some serious laughing and exploring did we find his ball about 5-6 inches UNDERGROUND from where he hit it. Haha it was amazing.

This is e same guy that once teed off and took such a divot behind the ball it came up and knocked the ball off the tee about 3 inches!! The single figure handicapper we were playing with could not believe someone was that bad andnthought it was an intentional joke!!!

He is honestly playing off 20 too. Unreal

 

[ScienceBoy]

Not on the course but last night on the short game practice area I hit a flop shot that landed directly on top of the flag and bounced up into the air.

Had to stop practising there as I gave my self a sore rib trying not to laugh.

 

[sawtooth]

I was the range a couple of years ago minding my own business knocking some balls after work when the pro walked up to me and said come on then lets see you hit some balls. I said ok great thanks, I hit some balls he talked a bit then I hit some more. This went on for about 15 minutes after that time the pro said "so I hear that you're off travelling soon" to which I replied "no not really" (surprised why he asked me that). Then he was distracted by some guy who appeared on the range looking lost, he shouted across to him and then he suddenly realised that he should have been giving a lesson to the other guy not me!! He said sorry mate I'm been a right knob I have the wrong guy!!

We both laughed and there I was thinking he was being over friendly giving free advice Still , got some free tips.

 

[USER1999]

A couple stark naked having a bonk between the fourth and eleventh fairways. Mate played his ball about 6 ft from them, walked up, don't mind me, played his shot, walked on, not a pause from the couple. Continued having at it. Bizarre.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Guy I was playing with in a competition had notched up everything from a 2 to 10 but still needed a 6 for the complete set. He rolls in a bogey putt on the par 5 18th and the other three of us in the group just all yell out "House".

He didn't think it was funny at all and threw his ball in the lake next to the green and stormed off to the car park.

He now answers to the name "Bingo" but the other three of us were laughing so hard we nearly shat ourselves.

 

[Bacardibatman]

i posted this back in February but i'll share again (so i just copypasta'd)

its a toss up between 2 for me
(this one made so many laugh)

1st tee,competition on one of the courses at the club "MR BIG SHOT" teeing up with 9 or 10 groups waiting to tee off after his long pre shot routine thins/tops his drive into the ladies metal tee box it rings out like a gong (and gets everyones attention)and the ball flies 20-25 yrds behind him

complete silence for what seemed 7 or 8 seconds but probably 2 or 3 then absolutely everyone burst out laughing at the same time (he looked mortified)

he then proceeds to compose himself nails a 5 wood smack bang into the tree 50 60 yrds down the fairway it bounces back and in 2 shots he's gone 20-30 yds his m8 (whos in one of the groups waiting say "OOOh unnnnnn lucky" and everyone P155es them selves again

probably had to be there to find it so funny

or personal to me

im coming to the end of my shift in the pro shop and looking forward to my afternoon round, was going out as a 1 ball midweek not many ppl about a 2 ball of ladies (im guessing late 30's early 40's) id just signed in b4 finishing going out b4 me im practising putting waiting for them to go - one of the ladies (fairly new to playing) looks over and says to me "would you like to join us for a threesome" i probably went all shades of red and purple looked at the other lady who smiles and says to her friend "i think you mean a 3 ball"

(dont know if she knew what she was saying and messing about or a genuine mistake)

bit embarrassing at the time but funny when i look back on it

February thread(so u can read others tales of the humouroid)
http://forums.golf-monthly.co.uk//showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/333985/page/0/fpart/all/vc/1

 

[Baldyeagle]

Fourball @ El Chaparral, Costa del Sol. m8 slices his drive into a deep ravine (& I do mean deep). Ignoring advice to 'forget it', he clambers down the 30 foot ravine, and after a couple of minutes 'finds' his ball. Again ignoring advice to 'forget it', he decides to play out and catches it perfectly with a 9 iron only for the ball to arc gracefully smack into a 1" square marker post at the top of the ravine and then straight back over his head even deeper into the ravine.
We remind him about this at least once a month (now 4 years after).

 

[HickoryShaft]

Played in the USA when working there in my early days of golf.

160 ish yards to the green and for once hit the perfect strike with a 7 iron. One solitary really tall pine tree (no branches until about 60 foot up or so) in the middle of the fairway half way between me and the green which I hit at the very top of the ball flight. I must have hit the trunk perfectly square on because it rebounded and landed about 1 yard in front of me.

My partners for the day could not contain themselves


At the range one night and trying to get my daughter interested in the game (she was probably 12 at the time). She had not been hitting it well at all but just having fun. Just as the tractor picking up balls went past she caught one a corker - hit the tractor, rebounded and hit the guy in the bay next door.

I was trying not to laugh as I was apologising to him - he took it in good spirits though and congratulated her on a great shot.

She has not been back since!!

 

[Pro_V_wan_kenobi]

Once saw two guys pissing in the 5th hole at Alexandra Park in Glasgow. I avoided the hole.