Tiger
Money List Winner
What a knob. A prize knob. A knob of such gargantuan size that all other knobs (including Smiffy) pale into insignificance. Knobbus Maximus.
You may recall my apology to Alvaro 'flash in a pan' Quiros who faded away after a bonza opening round. In my keeness to get Charl Schwartzel into the team I binned him. So there I am pleased as punch that Schwartzel won and thinking that'll do me a load of good in the Fantasy RTD.
So smug as you like I log into my account this morning to see his smiley Saffer face missing from my line up. WTF!!! How the hell... oh you MORON!
You see late on Wednesday night I checked my team one last time and had the brilliant brainwave that an absent triple Major winner was not a good idea so I needed to squeeze Harrington in. Cancelled my team changes and put him in instead of Schwartzel rather than Oosthuizen. Arrrrgggh.
WHAT A KNOB!
Have turned all the household mirrors around as I can't bear to look at myself. Knob!
You may recall my apology to Alvaro 'flash in a pan' Quiros who faded away after a bonza opening round. In my keeness to get Charl Schwartzel into the team I binned him. So there I am pleased as punch that Schwartzel won and thinking that'll do me a load of good in the Fantasy RTD.
So smug as you like I log into my account this morning to see his smiley Saffer face missing from my line up. WTF!!! How the hell... oh you MORON!
You see late on Wednesday night I checked my team one last time and had the brilliant brainwave that an absent triple Major winner was not a good idea so I needed to squeeze Harrington in. Cancelled my team changes and put him in instead of Schwartzel rather than Oosthuizen. Arrrrgggh.
WHAT A KNOB!
Have turned all the household mirrors around as I can't bear to look at myself. Knob!
