Fings wot i phind in ma bag.

[haplesshacker]

Sorry about the title!

After a month of not playing. I'd thought I'd have a clear out of the bag before Monday.

This is what I found.

7 putting green ball markers.
2 alignment ball markers.
4 Sharpie marker pens.
3 pencils.
5 pitchmark repairs.
1 beer bottle opener.
4 online ball markers for the green.
1 combi club head brush.
200 odd tees.
1 cig lighter.
1 quit smoking inhalator.
3 packs of handy tissues.
1 Crunchie wrapper.
2 Twix wrappers.
2 Mars Bar wrappers.
1 Pair FJ winter golf gloves.
1 Gorrila Grip.
1 Waterproof bucket hat.
1 Buff polartec neck fleece thing.
2 Unused scorecards.
1 Rules book.
1 Strokesaver.
1 Ziploc bag for phone.
1 Aquapac for phone when being used as a GPS.
1 SKLZ Power Sleeve.
1 iPhone armband holder that I use to attach to the trolley.
1 Cap.
5 Gloves.
15 Balls.
1 Towel.
1 Umbrella.
2 partly drank sports drinks bottles.
1 Set of waterproofs.
1 Rain hood for bag.
1 Pair of sunglasses.
And of course 14 golf clubs.



I like to go light.



No wonder I use an electric trolley.

 

[GOLFER1994]

Better be careful removing all that...
Your trolley is bound to gain some serious speed if you take out half the rubbish!
Dont want it to out run you!

 

[middlem]

how much did it weigh? hope you use a powwacaddy.

 

[timgolfy]

7 putting green ball markers.
2 alignment ball markers.
4 Sharpie marker pens.
3 pencils.
5 pitchmark repairs.
1 beer bottle opener.
4 online ball markers for the green.
1 combi club head brush.
200 odd tees.
1 cig lighter.
1 quit smoking inhalator.
3 packs of handy tissues.
1 Crunchie wrapper.
2 Twix wrappers.
2 Mars Bar wrappers.
1 Pair FJ winter golf gloves.
1 Gorrila Grip.
1 Waterproof bucket hat.
1 Buff polartec neck fleece thing.
2 Unused scorecards.
1 Rules book.
1 Strokesaver.
1 Ziploc bag for phone.
1 Aquapac for phone when being used as a GPS.
1 SKLZ Power Sleeve.
1 iPhone armband holder that I use to attach to the trolley.
1 Cap.
5 Gloves.
15 Balls.
1 Towel.
1 Umbrella.
2 partly drank sports drinks bottles.
1 Set of waterproofs.
1 Rain hood for bag.
1 Pair of sunglasses.
And of course 14 golf clubs.

And Doctor Who.

 

[Scouser]

No spare change?

 

[haplesshacker]

Not a dime. Most disappointed.

 

[sev112]

There's an article here for the mag - compare an amateurs' bag to teh pros

 

[bobmac]

The way you hold the club I'm surprised you dont carry any plasters

 

[haplesshacker]

The way you hold the club I'm surprised you dont carry any plasters

Ehh

You've never seen me.


Oh. Joke.

 

[One Planer]

The way you hold the club I'm surprised you dont carry any plasters

Ehh

You've never seen me.


Oh. Joke.

I hear there's a good one in your area!