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Watched Army of the Dead last night, what can I say...... so many questions.... spoilers if you haven't but want to watch it... I don't care and nor should you

How did the zombie king get across Vegas from the building with the safe, to the Olympus, and up the stairs to the top quicker than they did roof to roof using a helicopter?
After rescuing his daughter, why didn't big Dave close the door and put the barricade back in place, it only took him two seconds to remove it in the first place?
Why didn't they close the door at the roof?
Why did they amble slowly across the roof to the helicopter instead of running?
Why did he wait so long for the rhetoric before attempting to get in the helicopter and fly off?
Why did the zombie king's head explode with the last bullet, and not any time before after being shot in the head umpteen times (without the mask)
How did the guy get out of the closed safe?
How did he not know he had been bitten?
Why didn't he turn into a zombie after a few minutes like everyone else, but maybe day(s) later?
Why did they make this film?

Probably spent way too much time wondering about a film that had one of the worst endings of a film ever....2.5 hours to get to that.
 

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Watched Army of the Dead last night, what can I say...... so many questions.... spoilers if you haven't but want to watch it... I don't care and nor should you

How did the zombie king get across Vegas from the building with the safe, to the Olympus, and up the stairs to the top quicker than they did roof to roof using a helicopter?
After rescuing his daughter, why didn't big Dave close the door and put the barricade back in place, it only took him two seconds to remove it in the first place?
Why didn't they close the door at the roof?
Why did they amble slowly across the roof to the helicopter instead of running?
Why did he wait so long for the rhetoric before attempting to get in the helicopter and fly off?
Why did the zombie king's head explode with the last bullet, and not any time before after being shot in the head umpteen times (without the mask)
How did the guy get out of the closed safe?
How did he not know he had been bitten?
Why didn't he turn into a zombie after a few minutes like everyone else, but maybe day(s) later?
Why did they make this film?

Probably spent way too much time wondering about a film that had one of the worst endings of a film ever....2.5 hours to get to that.
I'm so glad I gave up after 15 minutes, it was pretty obvious early on it would be a massive stinking pile of poo 💩😂
 

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Jungle Cruise. When I saw the trailer I thought this would be Pirates of Jumanji. I was wrong, it was Pirates of the Mummy. Saying that, so what. Good family, Disney blockbuster fun. It did what you thought it would and very entertaining too.
 
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Desperado...... top action flick for a Saturday night after a few beers. Worth watching just for the young and gorgeous Salma Hayek alone.

Queuing up Dusk til Dawn for next week 😜
 

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Destroyer

BBC Friday night. One of those unexpected films, one cop on a revenge trail. Nicole Kidman in an exceptional role (you can hardly recognize her as the older main character). The ending is one of those- I did not expect that!
 

splashtryagain

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Free guy - absolutely brilliant escapism for video game loving folk - think Deadpool does a Truman show in the style of the Lego movie after watching ready player one - highly recommended 👍
 
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