Ebay/Gumtree idiots

[Deleted Member 1156]

Currently selling one of my bikes on the above sites for £1850

Person 1 "I'll give you £1000 cash and I'm coming round to collect it tonight"

Person 2 " Would consider bike swap?" followed a few days later by "Hi synapse bike sale?"

Person 3 Ebay offer of £1250

Person 4 Ebay offer of £300 FFS!!!!!!!!!


Are these people halfwits?

 

[pokerjoke]

I will take it off your hands if you cant sell it:thup:

 

[JustOne]

I will take it off your hands if you cant sell it:thup:

LOL :thup:

I'll go £50 if you can deliver it

 

[Jacko_G]

Ebay and the likes are pretty poor now. Everybody is looking for something for nothing. Ebay fees are also a farce now.

Good luck with the sale.

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

It gets better. The guy who offered £300 sent a msg saying that if I can afford to spend £2,500 on a new bike I can afford to sell it to him for £300 so he can cycle to work to provide for his family

 

[pokerjoke]

LOL :thup:

I'll go £50 if you can deliver it

Surely free postage mate we have kids you know and they need new shoes

In fact Gordon maybe you could cycle it over

 

[MegaSteve]

Unfortunately about the only viable platforms to sell one's unwanted 'stuff' on these days...

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Surely free postage mate we have kids you know and they need new shoes

In fact Gordon maybe you could cycle it over

You're tugging at my heart strings Tony, if I set off now I should be delivering your shiny new bike about midday tomorrow :thup:

 

[USER1999]

I assume this bike is great over long distances, but crumbles over the last twenty yards or so?

In general, yes, people on these sites are idiots. It's partly why I never sell on any of my stuff. Can't be bothered with it.

 

[Rooter]

In general, yes, people on these sites are idiots. It's partly why I never sell on any of my stuff. Can't be bothered with it.

Exactly the same, I have a huge pile of scent stuff to sell before we move house and I'm dreading it! Dlsr camera, Xbox, wii, decent value stuff and I shudder at the thought of listing it all..

 

[huds1475]

I just always point them to the buy it now.

This week some eejit sent me a message at half 11 Thursday asking if I could deliver a putter next day.

Life's rich tapestry. ..

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Funny. I'll give you £100 but can you bring it round cleaned, and wrapped in cellophane for me

 

[trevor]

I'll have it if you give me £300.00.

 

[richart]

Currently selling one of my bikes on the above sites for £1850

Person 1 "I'll give you £1000 cash and I'm coming round to collect it tonight"

Person 2 " Would consider bike swap?" followed a few days later by "Hi synapse bike sale?"

Person 3 Ebay offer of £1250

Person 4 Ebay offer of £300 FFS!!!!!!!!!


Are these people halfwits?

£1850 for a second hand bike. I assume it has an engine ?

 

[Tiger man]

It gets better. The guy who offered £300 sent a msg saying that if I can afford to spend £2,500 on a new bike I can afford to sell it to him for £300 so he can cycle to work to provide for his family

How dare you not help him out, poor soul.

 

[SaintHacker]

Currently selling one of my bikes on the above sites for £1850

Person 1 "I'll give you £1000 cash and I'm coming round to collect it tonight"

Person 2 " Would consider bike swap?" followed a few days later by "Hi synapse bike sale?"

Person 3 Ebay offer of £1250

Person 4 Ebay offer of £300 FFS!!!!!!!!!


Are these people halfwits?

Totally agree I tried selling a car through ebay last year. The amount of idiots, chancers, halfwits and utter morons on there you would not believe. Never again, buying only for me from now on!

 

[SaintHacker]

Speaking of which I'm looking for a new bike. £400 cash tomorrow evening Gordon?:thup:

 

[Liverbirdie]

Wow £1850, is that an original grifter?

Has it got ribbons coming out of the handles, and stuff,like?

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Wow £1850, is that an original grifter?

Has it got ribbons coming out of the handles, and stuff,like?

It's got a playing card in the spokes that goes " clack clack clack" :thup:

 

[RGDave]

It's got a playing card in the spokes that goes " clack clack clack" :thup:

Oooh, I fancy one of them.

I'll give you a Grand (Piano) and I'm coming round in the morning.

Yes.. they are halfwits... well, most of them.