eBay descriptions

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Saw this and had to wipe my mouthful of coffee off the ipad:

eBay item link

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[TD]"A ping 1 iron ,a must for any golfer .........."[/TD]
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Since when has a blxxdy 1 iron been a must for any golfer?!?!?


Made me think, what are the craziest / most hopeful ebay item descriptions you've seen?

 

[NorfolkShaun]

'Like New' :thup:

 

[Evesdad]

Prob the footjoy shoes I bought my daughter. "Great condition" when they arrived the spikes had been worn away to the sole!

 

[mchacker]

Saw a wedge once that had a bent shaft, "to make getting out of bunkers easier"

 

[HomerJSimpson]

'Like New' :thup:

It's like when things are advertised as new and improved. It can't be both. I remember having a one iron. It knew when I was playing on a frosty morning and would deliberately hit the ball thin so my arm was still shaking two holes later. Think I gave it to a junior "wannabe" at the club as it was more trouble than it was worth most of the time

 

[davidg2010uk]

A ping 1 iron was a must for any 'player' in 1995.

 

[rob_golf1]

The ones that don't have any description at all, and then a photo that they took after a 6 hour session in the pub......

A must buy, for any golfer

 

[AlexDarling]

I dont like the ones that put New-OTHER, then state its been used for a few rounds ONLY and no noticeable marks, but the picture shows lots of marks- you want to alert others and say avoid but it appears anyone can put on anything and say anything