Dodger .... let us know your safe and well matey.

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I am sure most of you will share your concern about Dodgers state of mind and welfare after yet another shockingly poor display by his football team .. The Cel'ic.

So much hope has been adorned to these players and Lenny and all they get in return is a great big dod o' sh1t3.

I am sure there are 'tic fans teetering on the adge of high stools, office desks and kerbs ready to jump. My advice to them is step away from the edge .... There is always the League Cup.

I am sure the Mighty 'Well will restore some Scottish pride tonight.
 

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I did have a quiet chuckle as I drove in this morning. Last year booted out by my lot, this year booted out by a team no one has heard of. Oops.
 

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I did have a quiet chuckle as I drove in this morning. Last year booted out by my lot, this year booted out by a team no one has heard of. Oops.


I would like to point out that it's only half time. Maybe that will cheer him up :rolleyes:

To be fair with so many changes at Celtic, this was always a possibility and given time and a settled side it may be different for them this season.

Although as Andy has pointed out the changes may not be for the better.

A punter has pointed out on a Celtic forum I looked at this morning (I feel unclean and need a wash now) is that Lennon has got rid of the worst left back in Celtic's history and replaced him with someone who is not as good :D :D
 

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Dodger sent me a message saying he is unavailable for comment and is quite suicidal at this time. He is on the old Prozac again and knows it won’t be long before the Sun and the Star call for the head of Lennon. He’s also heard that Capello could be in the running for the next Celtic manager’s job come around October and that’s driven him underground. However, if you still want a game at the Gos or the Hirsel, Dodgers your man.
 

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Never mind, no doubt they will get a BIG lift when they beat my wee team in the first league match...... or maybe..... SUPERCALEY GOBALLISTIC CELTICARE ATROCIOUS once again and another manager goes on his way, like Mr Barnes.
 

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Thanks for the concern but I am confident of a storming performance next week to take us through 5-4.

Christ these tablets are great. ;)

I sent a text to a mate yesterday saying '' I know we are crap but surely we are not that crap that no-one wants to televise the game tonight?''........ :eek:

Looks like the T.V. companies are ahead of the game and yes we are shite!

Terribly worrying for our co-efficient seeing as the current buns will be bottom of their CL group and most probably pointless and the others representing our fine country won't get passed their 1st stage and will also no doubt get royally humped!!

Lenny WILL get it right and we will win the league with a bit to spare but the days of doing decent (for us) in Europe are sadly long gone....I mean our big signing this season is some chopper from Scunthorpe!!! Give me strength!!

Scottish Football = Football backwater.
 

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I am glad your taking it on the chin mate but I have said for donkeys ages the Old Firm fans should take their clubs to the Trading Standard Agency because you are being served a pile of sh1t dressed up as elite football. At least yae didnae get wee Broony as he will be back on your clubs radar if Lenny does eff it up.
 
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I did have a quiet chuckle as I drove in this morning. Last year booted out by my lot, this year booted out by a team no one has heard of. Oops.
2nd in the Portugese league :rolleyes:
 

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A few seasons back I'd have be confident that Celtic might have overhauled a big deficit at Parkhead but I can't see it happening this time. To be fair with so much change, it was never going to be easy against one of the harder teams in the draw.
 

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The currants have 6 games in Europe Andy as they are in the group stages automatically for the final time ever this year....after this year I am sure it is qualifying rounds and not automatic entry as that European super power Belgium has knocked us out and I wouldn't envisage us getting back in soon.

Craigy Broon is the man as I keep saying....if only Desmond and Reid would listen to me!!
 

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Aye but Alan, Craig Brown is NOT Celtic minded !!!!!! I would love someone to explain that one to me.

Lenny has modelled himself on O'neil on the touchline by wearing a tracky and fitba boots but its only immitation, he doesnt have the experience to succceed at CP.
 

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Aye but Alan, Craig Brown is NOT Celtic minded !!!!!! I would love someone to explain that one to me.

Lenny has modelled himself on O'neil on the touchline by wearing a tracky and fitba boots but its only immitation, he doesnt have the experience to succceed at CP.

Ask the press...they invented it,I have never ever heard a Hoops fan use that phrase. :D

As for Lennon,only time will tell.
 
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