Do you know who I am?

[Penfold ace]

My first post on golf monthly and I wondered if asking this question was a reasonable way to brake the ice ?

 

[williamalex1]

Welcome , you're an old golf ball ,once made by Spalding i seem to remember

 

[BomberSRL]

Welcome, but no, I do not.

 

[Mattyboy]

As long as you are not a pig farmer and proceed to tell us what 'nemesis' means...........

 

[USER1999]

Gold finger?

 

[Penfold ace]

No mate but I'm a Newcastle supporter who tried to warn you all about pardew.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Best friend of Danger Mouse.

There were plenty of warnings but people didn't listen

 

[Mattyboy]

No mate but I'm a Newcastle supporter who tried to warn you all about pardew.

He kept us up though, but (hopefully) wont be back!

 

[Orikoru]

 

[Penfold ace]

He kept us up though, but (hopefully) wont be back!

Funny old game isn't it, my son and I were probably the only Newcastle supporters at last year's fa cup final (long story) and it's the oddest feeling watching a game of football where you don't want either team to win. Nowt against palace by the way, I was sat amongst them and they gave their team great support but when pardew started doing that stupid dance I knew in that very moment it would be unbearable for him to lift the cup and God forgive me but I prayed for the mancs to win a game for the first time in my life !

 

[Penfold ace]

I used to post regular on golf magic, hence the question though I've always wanted to ask it, bit like "follow that car!"

 

[Bunkermagnet]

I used to post regular on golf magic, hence the question though I've always wanted to ask it, bit like "follow that car!"

I thought you were another from there..

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I prayed for the mancs to win a game for the first time in my life !

Do you still feel dirty now? I have never, ever had that feeling. Can't see it happening either.

 

[Wayman]

I remember you off golf magic
Are you a member up south moor or were you

 

[PhilTheFragger]

No doubt an urban legend but......


"A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk front. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention, please," she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at
the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have
to get in line for that, too."


Its a classic

welcome to the Forum, Enjoy

 

[Penfold ace]

I remember you off golf magic
Are you a member up south moor or were you

I am mate, you're based at wearsside iirc ?
Stopped posting on there as the formation was terrible!

 

[Penfold ace]

Do you still feel dirty now? I have never, ever had that feeling. Can't see it happening either.

No bud, fully recovered thankfully.

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Why should we care who you are?

PS.....do you know I am?? :ears:

 

[Wayman]

I am mate, you're based at wearsside iirc ?
Stopped posting on there as the formation was terrible!

I I was there. I'm playing out of seaham now

 

[hovis]

Ronnie pickering?