Definitely, (definitely), don't want to play today......

I planned ahead using the wonderful new invention called the weather forecast, it accurately predicted this weather 4 days ago and I cancelled all weekend golf, bloody country!
 
Biblical my a**e.
Your skin is water proof is it not?
If it wasn't, you'd sink in the bath.

If you want to get out of it, wake up Sam early. A broken nose would be a good excuse.

And a fetlock is part of a large animals leg ya numpty
:D :D
 
1340 tee time today in my invitational, also not looking promising up here either Smiffy.
 
I'm not out til 12, and will see how the weather progresses. Ok at the moment though. Medal. Not going to bother if it is wet. It will just be another point one.
 
Was due to play 36 holes medal today and the forecast was for torrential rain this morning. Pulled out yesterday (working anyway) and of course opened the curtains and its bright sunshine and only a moderate breeze. Typical
 
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